"bitch" "jerk"

Hi. I'm Alex, 20, and i like bands and other things. also i'm hella gay and she/her

[schizopadalecki]

YA BITCH FOUND HER OLD LOGIN INFO AYYYEEEE

[thisblogisdeadlikemysoul]

Buy me weed for Christmas

[nostalgic-solitude7]

Howl’s Moving Castle (Hayao Miyazaki, 2004)

[tabithecreator-deactivated20210]

Visit Original Link

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[superblies]

JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

[abookwormin221b]

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

[novakian]

IT’S A LAW

[jerk-and-bitch]

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

[ringydingyringo]

Visit Original Link

Pissed With Pie - Ed Sheeran and Chris Moyles 

Listening to this will be the best life choice you have ever made. 

[ringydingyringo]

Artists need to make fun of their music more often 

[zynmilk]

i just downloaded this on my phone and am dying of laughter

[thundertijo]

[tyleroakley]

What if God was one of us?

[im-ri-vag-ulous-deactivated2014]

Meanwhile in Gym class…

[shemquestionmark-deactivated201]

That guy getting hit must of been thinking “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck”

[black-mmxv]

Yessssss! It’s Back! Have to Reblog Everytime.

[glowedupmami]

Lol the guy in the white shirt doesn’t even care if he gets hit anymore his like “Shit! What the fuck did I just watched”

[themagentacolor]

I just sat here for like 5 minutes wondering how the hell he did that.

[darkrarts]

2015 in a nutshell

-Can’t remember when it started -Still don’t understand how yesterday wasn’t Halloween -Did I even have a birthday? -Why doesn’t anything feel real? -Where the fuck are my memories I seriously don’t remember anything

[bandgeeklikeme]

So I went to Dragon*Con a few weeks ago and found a great Snape and Ten cosplaying near each other. It was in the busy section of the vendor fair so I just asked for a picture of them together and ten just said “on a scale of 1-11 how close do you want us?” so I said “uh…12” AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY CREATED FAN FICTION

[mrs-sardonicus]

Holy shit… :D

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

[patient21299]

ladysomnambule:

hannanigans:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I tried so hard not to reblog

It’s back!!

IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY.

[charcubed]

[toomuchlavender]

kuzco is in the disney women 

[advantagetiafoe]

Coulson is one of the Mightiest Heroes I’m gonna cry

[riddleturner]

I’ve had this queued for 5 freaking months just so it’d post around Christmas time omfg

[iwasred-deactivated20130325]

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

[philohoyhoy]

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

[yassalghul]

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

[rae-redacted]

This is my anthem

[bowberry]

[armadillorollup]

I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

wow this is scarily well done

[salixandephedra]

BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE

[dead-red-fvcker]

YOUNG SNAPE THO

[playitagain]

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

[mypatronusisrorypond]

[tyleroakley]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[333cutie]

a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad

[ace]

this website is full of 16-year-old children who take themselves very, very seriously and 20-somethings who cannot navigate adulthood if their lives depended on it 

[alchemicalascension]