some shade of deep purple

ace//any pronouns

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[boccher]

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[spiderbasil]

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

[creekfiend]

good evening. are u avoiding pain or seeking joy

[threedollarsdotcom]

nobody knows where the economy comes from

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[medievaljournalist]

i just found out its been the year of chaos madness this whole time

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[innerchildabortionclinic]

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been