[avidneopian]

I shittily made this on ms paint to express a deep frustration of mine.

[ewaneneollav]

god left-clicking me & right-clicking a random gas station in the middle of an interstate over 1400 miles away & I just stand up & exit my house & start jogging at a moderate pace

[neostruggz]

absolutely losing it at the phrase “universal basic income in the form of trudy’s surprise”

[verytiny]

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

[sambwmn]

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

Kirby bosses

[dolefulscribbles]

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[kirby-appreciation]

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

[valtsv]

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in the chernobyl nuclear cooling pool, swimming with the giant irradiated mutant catfish

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

nooo don’t turn away from the mortifying ordeal of being known haha don’t you wanna be loved?

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

cats: *big sleep*

cats: *wake up, lil bath, lil food*

cats: oh man … i’m so sleepy *big sleep part 5*

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[2000sdirtbag]

[flowers-on-the-graves]

me, barely existing: “I’ll take another iced coffee”

[bubbly-snail]

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[shortycito-deactivated20211022]

Be teachable. You’re not always right.