cass

loved by antelopes. hated by cannibals for questioning the origins of the moon. twenty seven years of age

[supergameboytwo]

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

[doublelp]

[blemgoid]

LOOT POOL: ANCIENT CHINESE WARRIOR

COMMON:

ANCIENT CHINESE ASSAULT RIFLE

ANCIENT CHINESE DEHYDRATED RATION PACK

ANCIENT CHINESE ASSAULT RIFLE AMMO

ANCIENT CHINESE BULLETPROOF VEST

ANCIENT CHINESE COMBAT BOOTS

ANCIENT CHINESE FIRST AID KIT

UNCOMMON:

ANCIENT CHINESE BALLISTIC HELMET

ANCIENT CHINESE COMPASS/RANGEFINDER

ANCIENT CHINESE FIELD RADIO

ANCIENT CHINESE CANTEEN/CUP

ANCIENT CHINESE FLARE GUN

RARE:

ANCIENT CHINESE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES

ANCIENT CHINESE LASER DESIGNATOR

ANCIENT CHINESE SILENCER

ANCIENT CHINESE SATELLITE PHONE

EPIC:

ANCIENT CHINESE EXO-SUIT

ANCIENT CHINESE ELECTRONIC WARFARE PACKAGE

ANCIENT CHINESE ROCKET LAUNCHER

LEGENDARY:

ANCIENT CHINESE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES

[homeboygirl]

okay

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[humiliationvictim]

i do not have a humiliation fetish i really dont like it at all. its something that i dont like happening to me

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[nyanbakudan]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Sincerely havent seen this video in like 6 years lol

[toskarin]

I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading

[toskarin]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[fatgrowlithe]

happy ten years to this post

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[dragongirlsweetie]

humanity is FUCKED.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[lesbianbloodritual]

when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.

[cryptotheism]

Dude you have to listen to this DnD podcast the party has an edgy mean lesbian AND a melodramatic twink AND a muscle mommy AND a joke character. And get this: it's not good.