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it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

klausie

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‌<sauce style=" type:mayo flavor:cranberry"></sauce>

‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

wizardshark

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

editoress

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

caesarsaladinn

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

weeniebagel

mot deserves a fucking promotion if i was the enterprise barber and picard came in bald as shit asking for a cut id flip my lid

moiraxrose

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do: