Part Of The Doot Doot Patrol

My name is Gwyn 19 | she/her I have a BF (big frog) Dillon Biology/ecology major, a proud lizard and amphibian enthusiast

[meanplastic]

[coconutwatersheetmask-deactivat]

BYE

[nicoledollanganger]

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

[fakehouseresident]

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

Wow.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life

[beachdeath]

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[taakoposting-deactivated2019091]

Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

[saggitariusarrow-deactivated201]

dps: THE TANK IS DYING.

me, a veteran healer:

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

dps: THE TANK IS DYING

me, a veteran tank:

[questir-a]

tank: let me die

me, a veteran dps:

[stalwart-shield]

healer: the dps are dead and I’m not raising them again

me, a veteran tank:

[burning-yaungol]

Healers and Tanks: Dead

Boss: Still alive

Me, a Veteran DPS:

[sarcoptid]

Healers: Left

Tank: About to die

Me, an Anxious DPS with vanish still on cd:

[deezmo]

Tank: Dead Healers: Dead Me and one other DPS left fighting the boss that has 3% health left:

[unclefather]

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

[weepycat]

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

[weepycat]

it’s goop!

[weepycat]

GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

LIL GOOPS

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[moth-unit-00]

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

[queen-of-dirt]

Damn you’re right

[curiooftheheart]

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

[politijohn]

This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

[incel-waifu]

stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

[politijohn]

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

Also:

[cuzthatsmydj]

Period

[skodasforge]

G*d people really acting like a bartender with student debt showed up to a photoshoot with a $10,000 wardrobe in tow. That’s not how any of this works.

[skarchomp]

[legs-are-just-for-show]

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

[legislacerator]

this post just changed my whole life

[sugoidekai]

[durbikins]

the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

[ x ]

[thetenderpassion]

[scoots4poots]

I saw a guide for flowers that bees like and I thought to myself “bees are sluts for lavender” and that’s what I’m saying from now on

[bpdpenguin]

the first 3 seconds of this are better than the entirety of the dc cinematic universe

[todayscoobydoomeets]

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