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JDKSKSK I REALLY JUST SUBSTITUTED BEIDOU FOR RAZOR CAUSE I LIKE THE RHYTHM OF HER ATTACKS EVEN THO RAZOR IS WAY MORE POWERFUL
does anyone else think that going to therapy would be fun? like totally confuzzling the therapist with some random shiz that spews out of my mouth.
“did you know that two frogs kissing in minecraft looks like a weird spider thing?”
“turtles making love sound like a human saxophone sound. but weirder.”
*me, pulling out my phone to play the national anthem*
therapist: wtf kid i’m outta here have fun
(lol it's 3 am)
update: i got therapy
seijoh is hot 😩✨
pls im inhaling my coffee rn-
i was thinking about bokuto and then i was like WAIT WHAT cause i was rewatching haikyuu during class and then i saw his cake then my mind went to OIKAWA and then from there i started thinking about iwa's arms 😩 AND THEN MATTSUN'S EYEBROWS and pls i just want to die
birthdays
HAHAHA SO ITS MY DADS BDAY TODAY AND EARLIER HE YELLED AT ME AND MY SISTER TO GO DO HW RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE BITCH ITS SATURDAY BUT I STILL DID IT ANYWAY.
IM GONNA BE THE MOST SPITEFUL BITCH AND MAKE HIM REGRET IT HAHAHAGAH
update: everything has gone according to plan. all of my references, all of my behavior. he’s starting to notice it. with luck, he’ll feel super guilty and apologize. cAUSE BITCH, YOU MADE ME CRY MY EYES OUT SO IMMA DO THE SAME TO YOU
birthdays
HAHAHA SO ITS MY DADS BDAY TODAY AND EARLIER HE YELLED AT ME AND MY SISTER TO GO DO HW RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE BITCH ITS SATURDAY BUT I STILL DID IT ANYWAY.
IM GONNA BE THE MOST SPITEFUL BITCH AND MAKE HIM REGRET IT HAHAHAGAH
pumpkin
who do you guys simp for? fictional character wise.
i mean, give me your top five. it's hard to choose, i know. my top five are kiyoko, kuroo, oikawa (my sister is a huge simp for him lol), karma, and maybe akaashi. honorable mentions are bokuto, kageyama, kenma, noya, yaku, and lev.
notice how almost all of these are from haikyuu. idk why but i only simp for haikyuu characters? like ive only ever simped for them??
also i cant type in k to the tags
todoroki inner thoughts
todoroki: when i was a young boy
todoroki: *looks around*
todoroki: my father
todoroki: ruined any chance of me having a normal childhood
a song i made
(to the theme of twinkle twinkle little star)
bokuto has lots of cake
but oikawa needs to take
some of it cause he has none
iwa chan is really done
with his shit so he became
the monster in the pouring rain
squirrel
god a while ago i turned in a collage for my art class right? it was an all about me because school, and i was doing this all in the last minute. so i basically just-
wait shit wrong photo-
not me crying because my sister feels like she's never enough and that she should just give up and die 🤠
yeete, yote, or yoted? which is grammatically correct?
uh.
excuse me, tumblr???
u ok there bro?
sokka: toph let's go break some rules
toph: heck yeah
katara: things were nOT MADE TO BE BROKEN
sokka: piñatas
aang: unicorns
toph: heads
zuko: the mystery of wHO TOOK MY BOOT
appa- 👀
momo- 👀
zuko: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M-
sokka: NOOOO DON'T HURT MOMO
aang- NOOOO DON'T HURT APPA
katara- *snaps and kills everyone*
does anyone else think that going to therapy would be fun? like totally confuzzling the therapist with some random shiz that spews out of my mouth.
“did you know that two frogs kissing in minecraft looks like a weird spider thing?”
“turtles making love sound like a human saxophone sound. but weirder.”
*me, pulling out my phone to play the national anthem*
therapist: wtf kid i’m outta here have fun
(lol it's 3 am)
so.
a couple of days ago, maybe a week, my friends and i met up. we’re all weebs except for two (and they didn’t know what we were talking about). one of the weebs sent my other pure weeb friend this kuroo yagami yato audio and told her to listen to it. it wasn’t 18+ but i can never think of kuroo the same way again.
“chibi chan~”
“i guess you do have a name, don’t you?”
“i take what i want when i want it.”
i gUeSs YoU dO hAvE a NaMe DoN’t YoU? YES OF COURSE I HAVE A NAME WHAT DID YOU EXPECT MORON-
A REAL CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A FRIEND
friend: yesh ik
me: YESH
me: Y E S H
friend: YESH YESH YESH YESH
me: YESH YESH YESH YESH YESH
friend: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH
me: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH
friend: YESH
me: YESH
together: SUMMON
HOW ME MEETING THE GAANG WOULD GO
me: hello, screch here!
zuko: WAIT THAT’S MY-
me: yes, i know
katara: are you some sort of creepy stalker???
toph: who would stalk zuko? anyway, i like them.
me: aw thanks toph you’re awesome
sokka: HOW- YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES
me: yep that’s katara, zuko, toph, aang, and ur sokka
katara: YEP UR A STALKER
aang: katara, they aren’t a stalker. they just probably saw the play about us.
sokka: that terrible play?
me: yep i saw it.
aang: I TOLD YOU
me: i also saw everything from the moment sokka and katara were fishing to the very end
katara: S T A L K E R
zuko: MOMO GO I CHOOSE YOU
me: dONT KILL ME I NEED TO WATCH SO MANY ANIMES LIKE HUNTER X HUNTER BECAUSE MY SISTER WON’T LET ME WATCH IT BECAUSE IT’S MARKED AS MATURE-
the end.