Fuck it, what if I just write out Dirk and Astarion talking about the rite of the timeless body,
I haven't done anything with these lovers in so long.
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Fuck it, what if I just write out Dirk and Astarion talking about the rite of the timeless body,
I haven't done anything with these lovers in so long.
LOSERS I MEANT LOSERS!
Rotating long fic ideas again. What if Mayrina ran into Gandrel and they headed back to Baldur's Gate together. I feel like there's potential for an interesting relationship there. Like he gets being desperate enough to ask a hag for help, but also he's a dad of two who's kids are currently Mia, so he probably would have some thoughts on willingly giving up a child.
And I dunno, she ends up heading an anti- hag society, and he's a monster hunter and fuck, a more dedicated person could do something here.
Could I make the timing work so they run into Mol after she makes a deal with Rapheal and gets out of the mindflayer colony?
I could also let them run into Doni, or any of the tiefling kids you don't see in act three. They can be fine off screen.
Sliding this to the writing blog. Because I still think it has legs.
20. 19. 18. For the romantic questions thing for dirkstarion
18. What was the lowest point for them as a couple?
Honestly probably hitting The City. There's a fairly messy stretch Where no one is having a good time, and they are very tetchy with each other. Dirk kind of yells at him about not liking the sewer smell.
Karlach has too do a lot of interference. Things settle down a little once they get on Keene's good side and deal with Cazador.
Also, they break up. It's not a grand traumatic event or anything. Just kind of a low build to realizing they want different things out of a person.
19. What's something they can't stand about each other?
There's nothing Dirk can't stand about Astarion. She'd break up with him if there was. But, if you mean, what does Dirk find very annoying. Astarion can be kind of a classist racist prick and it drives her fucking nuts. He gets away with zero microagressions, no mean jokes about gnomes or Kobolds or The Gur. I don't know if he ever genuinely gets less...bad about this. But he learns not to do it in front of Dirk.
As for what Astarion can't stand about Dirk.
It eventually becomes fucking insufferable that Dirk is terrible at compliments and enthusiasm and rarely actively wants to be affectionate. He knows she loves him. But frankly, it would be nice to have a partner who says nice things and is actively enthusiastic when he wants to fuck.
The most Dirk can conssitantly manage is "sure, I'm not doing anything to night."
20. What's something they'd change about their partner?
Wash her. Astarion would wash her. I think he'd also like it if Dirk was better at lying. You'd think it would be the fact that she doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction. But he can get that else where. He can date someone else. Dirk consistently flubbing a DC eight deception check will get them killed one day. The constant mold just means it's hard to take her anywhere.
Dirk would like it he could break and enter without invitations and go through running water. She'd also like him to be able to go in the sun you know, for his sake, but the first two cause her more personal annoyance.
Personality wise. It would be cool if he stopped reminding her he used to be a magistrate. I've covered her problems with the classisim and the racism.
Does anyone else like The Devil's Hour? Anyone else watch this thing. Mike fills me with an overwhelming Rage. I fucking hate this man. BE NICE TO YOUR SON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
I get one single solitary reblog on my writing and suddenly I'm churning out like, five hundred words. I've gotta force myself to do more of that.
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What was supposed to be a quick little writing prompt got well and truly out of hand, and now I'm over one thousand words into chronicling Dirk and Astarion's whole romance arc through AITA posts.
Wyll deserves so much better than anything Dirk gives him. But also this is a really fun format.
Hopefully I'll finish it over the weekend.
The Butterfly Boy: a Fairytale.
A fairytale about the feeling of waiting on the edge of massive existential societal tragedies you are powerless to prevent, the way that we scapegoat the victims of broader societal failures as if they were the Cause, and the way that we treat children who will never grow into a "conventional" adulthood. Thank you to everyone who followed along as I was sharing the pages for these past couple months! <3 :_:
Been a while since I drew my ver of Pino and wick
i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?
Dirk is having a horrible time in this whimsical bullshit and it's faring no better with her. She is fighting Robber Girl's mom. That's her knife weilding twelve year old now.
THEY GAVE ROBBER GIRL A GUN!
I caved and made the big grid, go wild 👍
If you send requests I promise I'll actually try.
Ask Game: How do the companions perceive your OC?
Lae’zel
Does she eventually want to learn more about their own culture? Is she curious about their way of life?
Wyll
What does he think of the way your OC dance?
Would he confide in your OC about how he feels after Mizora transformed him?
Astarion
If he had met your OC pre-tadpole, would he have targeted them to bring them to Cazador? Would your OC had fallen for him back then?
Gale
What does he think of their magical skills or, at least, their potential?
Karlach 1. Would she share a cigar with you OC? Would they accept it?
Halsin
Is he happy with the way they interact with children?
Jaheira
What does she think about their sense of humour?
Minsc
Would he share Boo’s secrets with them?
Boo
Would he tell Minsc nice things about them?
Minthara
Does she think your OC could become a powerful ally?
Thank you for the questions, sorry I took a while to respond, I've had a migraine. For a while. Anyways, lets go! I can't find the list this is a response too, but if anyone has it just, link me so I can include it here!
Lae’zel
Does she eventually want to learn more about their own culture? Is she curious about their way of life? I think Lae’zel is fine not knowing the intricacies of being a broke pickpocket in Baldur’s Gate. There definitely is some time in my run for Lae’zel to explore the city, and see the appeal of Faerun, but I think it’s like, Shadowheart Karlach and Wyll giving her the tour. Not Dirk. Also Dirk is, by and large, not super interested in sharing facts about her life or culture. It just never comes up.
The gang travels together for four months and I don’t think anyone even knows Dirk is a nickname.
Wyll
What does he think of the way your OC dances?
Dirk doesn’t dance. She doesn’t even try to. She just sort of spends parties hovering near snack tables. Wyll has absolutely encouraged her, once everyone was getting tipsy at the Tiefling Party and the epilogue. But Dirk is really just a buzzkill.
Would he confide in your OC about how he feels after Mizora transformed him?
Probably not. Dirk doesn’t really like Wyll, and doesn’t bother to hide the fact. She basically never stopped being a bit peeved about his dad being in charge of The Flaming Fist. And they’d found that out recently when the Mizora thing happened. So he’ll be confiding in someone else.
Astarion
If he had met your OC pre-tadpole, would he have targeted them to bring them to Cazador? Would your OC had fallen for him back then? Oh, Gods, no on both counts, It could have happened. Despite what certain vampires say in act one, they did run in similar circles. Dirk spotted him in passing once or twice schmoozing up some drunk. He probably noticed her skulking in corners. And they both privately decided that the other wouldn’t be worth their trouble. Astarion is a, always on alert, and b, doesn’t look like he has much money. Yeah, sure his clothes are fancy, but when you look up close they’re really old. So Dirk isn’t lifting his wallet, and Dirk is…well frankly disgusting. True, it would have been very very funny to bring Cazador a human mushroom and give him indigestion, but it’s not worth the risk. Or sleeping with Dirk, can you imagine stooping to that level? Astarion certainly couldn’t. So. They never interacted. Dirk would have been a bad pick anyways. She’d never go to a second location with a strange man. That’s how you get murdered, or mugged, or abducted into the feywild. Nothing good ever comes from handsome strangers pretending they like you.
Gale
What does he think of their magical skills or, at least, their potential?
Fascinating and kind of weird. Druidic magic isn’t Gale’s wheelhouse, but the way Dirk comes at it is strange even from what he knows. Since Dirk’s casting is more like a sorcerer, innate, and something she doesn’t have a great grasp on. She’s impressive for someone who has no training or clear idea what they’re doing and why it works. And Gale does appreciate that she tries to practice things and figure out how her own spells work. Because Dirk does make attempts. She takes notes. And she picks up raising the dead with fungus after spending like, four days in the myconid colony. He is also one of the only ones who gets to find out about the whole Hexblood Deal, and he would love to really get into how much of Dirk's magic is natural and how much comes from being cursed by a witch. They don't really get the chance over the course of the campaign. But maybe when she visits him in Waterdeep they can dig into it.
Karlach
Would she share a cigar with you OC? Would they accept it?
Karlach and Dirk are absolutely at cigar sharing. Dirk doesn’t smoke but I think if Karlach offered her one she’d accept. I don't think she'd enjoy it, but she'd try.
Halsin
Is he happy with the way they interact with children? Ha, ha. No. Dirk is mean to kids. Unintentionally. She’s mean to everyone when she’s stressed and she doesn’t view children as all that different then any other guy. She’s also a grand fan of not sugar coating anything and ripping the bandage off aggressively. If these tiefling kids can’t survive Dirk giving a well intentioned and overly detailed explanation of how to win a knife fight and how you only need to be faster then the other guy so feel free to trip someone weaker then you. Then how in The Nine Hells are they surviving Baldur’s Gate. She is trying really hard not to be nice, but to useful. And she knows everyone else is going to try and dance around how bad things are, because they’re kids. Halsin gets what she’s going for, so it’s not like he thinks she’s a monster. But he does frequently advise a softer touch. Which usually gets him snapped at. And in game Dirk did get a big ol’ Halsin Dissaproves for how she talked to Oliver.
Jaheira
What does she think about their sense of humour? Jaehira appreciates that Dirk appreciates Jaehira’s sense of humor. But Dirk barely has a sense of humor herself. At least she never intentionally makes jokes. And on the rare times she does they fall flat. I think Jaehira does enjoy her very straight forward attitude though and finds a lot of what she says unintentionally funny.
Minsc
Would he share Boo’s secrets with them?
Dirk actively avoids Minsc as much as possible. He’s Jaehira’s friend, so we’re not letting him be brainwashed and evil. But he’s also extremely annoying. He might try to share Boo’s secrets. But Dirk will be casting pass without trace and hiding behind a camp chest till he goes away. She likes Boo though. The Hamster can stay.
Boo
Would he tell Minsc nice things about them?
Yeah. Rule of thumb Dirk and rodents get on, and I’ve decided that Boo and Rat are fast friends. So Boo thinks highly of Dirk.
Minthara
Does she think your OC could become a powerful ally?
Dirk and Minthara exchanged zero words in my last run. And in my first Dirk run Minthara called her a fairy (Derogatory.) Maybe if they had gotten to know each other she would have, but Minthara was too busy being mauled by a bear to think about it.