chicken bastard

i wish to not be percieved • 19

[funnytwittertweets]

[nyxlexic]

[aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121]

[yoshifawful64]

[kasaneteto]

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

[kasaneteto]

[s3tok41b4]

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

[genocider-syo]

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

[camalilium]

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

[delta-runez]

Soooo i was trying to screenshot asgore hugging kris and i accidentally captured the greatest photo ive ever taken

[delta-runez]

Bringing this back from when I first played deltarune 🥰

[cluclebro-deactivated20151122]

[lichen-soup-scribe]

a short list of human foods I’ve caught my cat Wooster sneaking in the last year

- olive oil (he licks the bottle if I leave it out)

- canola oil (ditto)

-AN OLIVE

- plain white rice

- raw chicken that I’m actively trying to prep for supper

- bagels (he chewed right through the bag)

- sliced bread (see above)

- butter

- yogurt

- shredded parmesan (evidence of his crimes powdered his whiskers)

- a whole tortilla right off my plate as I was eating (HOW???)

- my last mu shu pork wrapper :(

-pizza when we forgot to close the box

[thatdisasterauthor]

The boi wants snacks.

[marisatomay]

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

[yo-its-matt]

[jewfrogs]

whats the worst fruit everyone please sound off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[zumester]

[peachdoxie]

Anyone else getting ads for werewolf pregnancy books or is that just me

[scarf-it-box]

...bro you good?

[peachdoxie]

Tumblr thinks I want to read werewolf pregnancy books when I really do not

[peachdoxie]

If I have to see this then so do all of you

[australet789]

Hey, Tumblr, i want these ads instead of the kitten dying game that i see everytime

[toxooz]

☀✨🎇

[higgity-heck]

i wonder what would make the interior of this children’s hospital look welcoming and less threatening to patients

[higgity-heck]

ill make it a fluid, continuous design, and I’ll make it red because colour theory says red means passion and love

[higgity-heck]

by talos this can’t be happening

[kouha]

my very small yet ongoing collection of anime guys eating things they arent supposed to eat in total silence

[thatfriendyoualreadyhave]

i hope this video is 5 minutes long someday

[divinestrike]

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

rules for hanging out with me

[wolf-beil]

The dionysian mysteries

[cirodisegna]

Comic I made based on this tweet that I loved ⬇️

[jasvvy]

[smash-64]

[collegiatitanica]

[lizzieehearts]

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

[sappho-official]

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.