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ghostbusters?
taking over! iām
virgin!
Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyoneās fucking url
OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY
I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed
Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job
Modern birds are descended from dinosaurs.
Therefore modern rubber duckies are descendants of those hollow mouth-agape cheap toy dinosaurs.
Toy researchers are left only with theories as to howĀ āmissing linkā may have appeared, but new data is uncovered every day.
This is genious
doodled my own take on the rubbery matter.
Wonderfully done and well researched. An illustration worthy of a museum exhibit!
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
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weāre almost in the ā20s and dadaism is thriving, europeās in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really donāt learn a goddamn thing huh
i donāt want to achieve equality by sinking to menās level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in othersā good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to othersā needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why canāt the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldnāt have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!
In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and womenās dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a womenās dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his menās dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didnāt understand why they had to live like this. He said, āI want to live with the women, in civilization.ā
Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasnāt interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people saidĀ āPlease pass the butter,ā instead ofĀ āPASS THE GODDAMNED GREASEā
I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasnāt intruding on theirĀ āguy timeā or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said,Ā āThe truth is, I really like it when youāre here because it gives us a reason to act better. When itās just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.ā
So the moral of these stories are men donāt even treat each other like human beings.
My male coworker said to one of his former coworkers on a teleconference that he thought the reason why everyone was able to work together in our lab without any of the bullshit he had experienced in his previous work environments was that he was the only man there.
there is a website to find out how many goats you are worth
I am worth 6 goats.
6 goats. Is it because Iām old???
my parents arenāt teaching me life lessons.
#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE
Iām an adult.
Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:
even if you get along great with your family you will get along even better with them after moving outĀ
generic is almost always just as good as name brand. But there are some things you never buy generic, including: peanut butter, ketchup, liquid NyQuil, Chips-Ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies
just imagine the person on the other end of the phone hates talking on the phone as much as you do. Even a receptionist. I worked as one and I hate talking on the phone
at least once in your life you will go to Wal-mart to buy something under $20 like an ironing board or something and your debit card will get rejected. No one will judge. Everyone at some point in their lives has had $2.98 in their bank account.Ā
thrift stores
everyone else is too busy panicking about everyone else noticing every tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about them to notice any tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about you
you will screw up. a lot. you live and you learn. and when you start to think too hard about that embarrassing thing that happened and how you wish you could change it, just tell yourself that whatās done is done. Thereās no changing it, so just forget it and move on. Itās the only way to stay sane.
do the dishes before the sink grows its own ecosystem
you canāt put Dawn dishsoap in the dishwasher.Ā
if you are the only one in the aisle at the grocery store, and you need to get from one end to the other without even looking at anything in that aisle, then you should totally cart-surf down the aisle. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Hold on to the little things. They make all the difference.
never try to make cake from scratch at 3am. You end up with a topographical map of Middle Earth.
15% tip.Ā
the best way to get money for food is to tell your grandparents about how you basically live on microwaved mac and cheese. Their horror may result in twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yourself āa real dinnerā.
sometimes life sucks, and knowing that it might get better doesnāt always make it suck any less, but youāll never get to the non-sucky days without enduring the suckiness.Ā
no seriously, NEVER put Dawn in your dishwasher
Do not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce either.
Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.
Dollar store batteries work just as well as store brand.
Reward yourself from time to time when you do things that you needed to get done. Itās a good way to remind yourself to do them. Going out to pay a bill? Get Starbucks or something you donāt get often. Rewards donāt have to be huge, they can be small things like that.
Rice, pasta, flour, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk, a pack of chicken, a pack of frozen veggies and a well stocked spice cabinet go a long way food-wise. Splurge and get the biggest container of rice you can. You donāt have to go back and buy it again anytime soon and it makes a TON of meals in the meantime.
Rice can be cooked on the stove. You donāt need a fancy rice cooker. Two parts water to every one part rice (two cups water for one cup of rice for example). Get your water boiling, add rice, put a plate or lid on it, put it on low for 20 minutes. It should be done.
Keep a calendar on your pc of bill due dates. If your bills are set up at inconvenient times, like all of the services started on the first or something, then call up the company and find out if you can get your billing date switched to something more manageable. A lot of places do try to work with you.
There is no shame in calling a company and asking for an extension on a bill. Let them know what you can pay, pay that amount, and they arrange when the rest of the payment is required. This can stop you from having services shut off man. It shows responsibility on your part.
Take time to eat, even when you donāt feel like eating. Your body needs energy to live.
Wash or rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. It prevents gross caked on junk.
āThe Worksā is an excellent cheap toilet cleaner.
MAGIC. FUCKING. ERASERS. THEY WORK ON EVERYTHING JUST DONāT SCRUB HARD. I took the ring out of our bathtub with one. Also generic ones work just as well.
Keep some bleach around but if you use it for cleaning? Dillute it. Thereās rarely ever a case where you need to pout straight bleach on anything. A cap full or two in a bucket of water works just fine.
DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. Chemical reactions are can be very dangerous. Hereās a good list.Ā (Note that vinegar and baking soda can actually be a good combo for removing smells from things but itās not very good at actually -cleaning-.)
If you drink? Donāt take meds at the same time itās just not good.
Make sure you check the dosages on your pill bottles. No one wants to accidentally overdose on cough syrup or ibuprofen.
If you have a uterus make sure you have a heating pad and ibuprofen on hand for the pain. Hot baths also generally help and Ginger Tea is excellent for any nausea.
Buy a first aid kit. Itās worth it in the long run.
You can often do your taxes online at places like TurboTax.
Hereās some good sex ed resources because I had to explain what a yeast infection was recently.Ā
Petroleum jelly (aka Vaseline) is good for chapped lips and you can get a decent sized tube or tub of it (generic brand version) for cheaper/same price as Chapstick.
KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES.Ā
~~Medications~~
Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if itās available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.
Some names to remember when youāre looking for meds!
Acetaminophen = Tylenol
Used to treat pain and reduce fever. Do not take with Ibuprofen.
Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin
Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).
Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn
Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.
Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin
Usually marketed asĀ āMigraine Reliefā as a generic.
Asprin = Bayer
Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\
Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin
Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.
Also a general mutli-vitamin isnāt a bad idea and if you donāt get a lot of fruits or milk/sunshine in your diet you might want to get vitamins C and D specifically for daily use.
if you do accidentally lapse and put dawn in your dishwasher, run it empty and put hair conditioner where the detergent goes. thatāll clean it out (tip given to me by dormĀ custodian when roommate did the thing).
if you live off ramen, add stuff to it! add veggies you like, donāt use the whole flavor packet to cut down on sodium and msg or donāt use it at all and add your own spices.
if youāre making something with potatoes in it (beans, stew) potatoes are done when you can easily stab a fork through them.
you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put it in aĀ microwave safe container of water. microwaves work by making water molecules vibrate. also, when reheating rice leftovers, add a small amount of water, like maybe a spoonfull, so it doesnāt get hard and crunchy.
the rice cooking advice above is for long grain rice. if youāre making short or medium grain rice, a 1:1 ratio (one cup water for one cup rice) is better, so the rice doesnāt come out too mushy.
buy a few cans of chicken. wholesale club stores like samās, costco, or bjās tend to carry multipacks for a good price. theyāre incredibly useful for when you forget to defrost meat.
buy meat on sale and put it in the freezer. buy vegetables on sale, and put them in the freezer. frozen veggies are often as flavorful and good as fresh ones, keep longer, and often come in microwaveable bags or with microwave directions.
soak ink stains in milk to help get them out or at least lighten them.
soak blood stains in water as soon as possible, with a bit of detergent or stain remover. scrub at them. use cold water, heat binds proteins to fabric. tbh, thereās no real need to change the washer from cold-cold setting unless the thing youāre washing says to wash in warm water.
acetone, found in most nail polish removers, dissolves super glue.
YOUāRE ALL DOING GODāS WORK BLESS YOU
Takes pictures, have prints made and put them in photo albums. Be IN the pictures, have someone take pictures of you and your friends. Get over not looking perfect in thw picture. Someday that friend might be gone and those pictures might be all youāll have, you will want to be in them. I made that mistake with my best friend, i always felt weird asking for a picture together⦠he died of cancer January of 2014 and now i have no pictures of us together. Its my only regret in life.
This is really helpful, thank you all!
Iām the newest of new adults but Iām gonna throw these little tips in there. IF YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR:Ā
-coolant or water if your car overheats (coolant is preferable cause it wonāt hurt the engine in the long run but hey i know money is tight)Ā
-flashlight in case you break down at night and need to check under the hood and your phone is dead
-SPARE TIRE.Ā
-jumper cables.you will at some point leave your lights on. you just will.Ā
AAA or any other road side service is never a bad investment i swear. (try to mooch it off your parents as long as you can though)Ā
Know how to change a tire. Youāre going to need to do it at some point in time and you canāt always rely on someone else to do it for you.
Donāt be afraid to go to your local food bank. They are there for a reason.
Donāt be ashamed to ask for help period. Life is hard, everyone needs help occasionally.
You can put a LOWER wattage bulb in a lamp that says itās for a higher one, but donāt put a HIGHER wattage bulb in. Also, watts refer to the amount of electricity used. LUMENS refers to the amount of light put out, and can vary quite a bit between brands, even though the wattage is the same. Look for the one with the highest lumens unless you actually want a slightly dimmer bulb in a certain location. Those dollar store batteries? Fine if theyāre alkaline. āHeavy-dutyā batteries, however, wonāt last nearly as long. You can microwave a hot dog and bun simply by wrapping them in a toweling for a minute, less if you donāt want them scalding hot.
Reblogging to save lives.
Two adulting (kitchen-related) tips from me!
1. Buy a roll of parchment paper from the cooking shit aisle. A big roll will last you for-fucking-ever. Pretty much any time youāre using a baking pan you can line it with that stuff and save yourself A: food sticking to the pan and B: itās a quick rinse and itās clean.
2. Bread can get fucking expensive, so make your own.Ā A bigass bag of flour and a bag of active dry yeast (store it in the friiiiidge!!!) works out a FUCK of a lot cheaper than buying bread at the store, and you can do so much more with it. Bread, pizza, rolls, cinnibuns, homemade pizza pockets. It seems intimidating but itās stupid easy.
Seriously. Itās stupid simple to make, and most of theĀ ā3 hoursā to make it is sitting around surfing the internet or doing whatever the fuck you want while the dough rises. If you have an afternoon free once a week to sit and play video games or surf the net, you have the time to make your own bread on the cheap. Hereās my simple-as-fuck recipe:
2 ¼ teaspoons active dry yeast (You can buy a bag of this stuff CHEAP in bulk stores, the little packets are hella stupid priced) 1 cup warm water (think a hot bath) 1 ½ teaspoons sugar 2 tablespoons oil (any kind works for the most part) 2 ¼ cups flour 1 teaspoon salt
1. Stir the yeast, water, sugar, and oil up in a bowl. Let it sit for about 10 minutes. It will foam up VERY high, this is the yeast getting happy! If it doesnāt get all foamy, the water may have been too hot or not hot enough. Remember, Yeast is alive! Treat it like a nice girlfriend!
2. Mix your flour, salt, and the yeast concoction up in a bowl.
3. Knead that shit for about 5 minutes. It will start sticky as heck, but will come together into a nice dough. If itās still super sticky, toss in a bit more flour. Hereās how to knead it:Ā
4. Put your dough in a covered, lightly oiled bowl and leave it someplace warmish for an hour. At that point it will have roughly doubled in size, give it a gentle punch to release the gasses that have built up inside. Cover it again and let it sit for a bit longer.
Boom. You have bread dough. Here are some baking times and uses for ya:
Optional egg-wash: Just crack an egg into a bowl, add a pinch of salt, and mix the bejeebus out of it with a fork. Brush (or if youāre like me, goop it on with said fork) that shit thinly on bread before baking for a nice crust.
Pizza: Stretch it on a pan, stab the fucker all over with a fork, add toppings, bake 425*F 15-20 minutes.Ā
Bread Sticks: Make snake-shapes, let rest on pan 10-ish minutes, bake 400*F 10-20 minutes.
Dinner rolls: Make ball-sized (yes thoseĀ balls)Ā balls. Place on greased pan, let rest 10-20 minutes to rise. Egg-wash and bake 375*F 25 minutes.
Bread: Lightly score (cut) the top, let sit for 20-ish minutes on/in whatever youāre using to bake it, egg-wash, bake at 375*F for 20-ish minutes. Itās done when it sounds hollow if you knock on the bottom.
You bet your ass you can deep-fry this shit for cheapie yeast doughnuts. Roll that shit in sugar or dip it in whatever, itās fucking tasty.
Bagels: YES. YOU. CAN. Form bagel-shapes out of the dough and boil them in salty water for about 2 minutes. Egg-wash them and bake them at 400*F for 10 minutes.
Cinnamon Rolls: Roll that shit out into a rectangle. Brush it with a mix of butter, cinnamon, sugar, and a pinch of salt (no exact amounts here, do it to your taste). Roll it up into a log, and cut it into discs. Let them sit 20 minutes in a pan and then bake at 375*F 15-17 minutes.
You can add whatever you want to the dough for some variety, just if itās dried spices remember you really only need 1-ish tablespoons. I personally like making bread with about 1 tablespoon of dill in the dough. Roll it out flat, sprinkle it with cheddar, roll it into a log, squeeze the ends shut, and bake it like a regular loaf of bread. Cheesy dill bread OMNOMNOM.
*ahem* That got a bit long. But yeah. Breadās expensive, yo. Save your wallet.
(Also itās ridiculous amounts of therapeutic to bake, for me anyway)
Being able to bake your own bread is pretty awesome, if you got the time for it.Ā
Reblogging in case of independence
i found something really funny
a photo editor for men
aw boy i tried editing this picture of a rose and it gave it abs
tutter is fucking shredded
when someone says ur cute but ur ready 2 personally fight them in real life
An Exorcism is basically a Catholic priest Yeeting the demon out of your body.
Ok, as a catholic, I have to say this is extremely incorrect. It is not a priest yeeting the demon out of your body.
Itās God shouting BEGONE THOT through the priest to send the demon away.
Itās fucking red.
Iāve literally waited for this video for years. iāve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time
good night. sleep tight. donāt let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party donāt stop.
Friend: Wanna come see Murder on the Orient Express? Itās got Daisy Ridley, Michelle Pfieffer, Leslie Odom Jr., Johnny Depp -
Me:
Friend: Johnny Depp dies 20 minutes inā¦
Me:
sending āI hope you get that jobā vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I donāt
*packs all my stuffed animals in my bag* iām ready to go
mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
šø*little giggles* daddyās the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^šø -Babygirl
me:
mosquito: yikes
a zebra is just a horse that thinks itās special