relatable

Penelope. 21. she/her. idk sometimes I post cow chop.

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[kane-town]

Leverage 2.09 — The Lost Heir Job

[notsogrumpy-curls]

x

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[andhumanslovedstories]

to those asking for directions:

find smallest place in your room

toss in every pillow and blanket in the house that you personally are not using 

climb in on all fours your animal, you primal beast

touch a minimum of two walls and twenty separate fabrics at all times

nap in the hole

nap hole

if it takes effort and doesn’t feel like a pillow womb, you did it wrong, unless you like the way it feels, in which case yeah that’s a nap hole

[angelichd]

*

[benaya-trash]

color palate by @iacediai  from this post thank you guys for joining in on my stream again ♥♥

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”

[notsogrumpy-curls]

x

[trulyamood]

[ectogasm]

[lesbiancharliedalton]

Wedding dresses r so weird and fucked up u spend 7k to buy a dress you will literally wear like once. Or twice if you decide to put it on when you have a breakdown and like axe murder your husband or whatever

[beaucile]

[hotsuace]

😗

[tendergore]

good content 👌👀 

[ojalla]

[bidoof]

[fiztheancient]

i love this picture so much ive reblogged like 3 or 4 times but i dont even care

[greglestrade]

Me, putting my sheets into the washing machine: this is going to be the best gonna smell so good be so soft and comfy

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering