hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying
people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not
oh I HATE this
you mean to tell me I’ve got an entire goddamn muscle group just sitting there FREELOADING???
I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!
Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.
to reach our final evolutionary form of course!
Gaud you are a coward for hiding this in the tags
Gaud were you going to tell anyone that that’s the wikipedia mascot
This was a RIDE.
her name is
Catgirl Wikipe-tan
So I looked this up and you left out the best part. She isn’t just an anime girl wikipedia mascot, she is one of three anime girl wikipedia mascots. the other two are named Quote-tan and Commons-tan.
actually the best part is how there’s apparently a Wikipe-tan visual novel app available free online, and the fact that Wikipe-tan features prominently in the illustrations on the wikipedia page for ‘visual novel’
oh and here are Quote-tan and Commons-tan, standing next to one of Wikipedia’s co-founders
y-eah.
These are my three girlfriends. And yeah… They all cite their sources
i literally have nothing to say to this except im 100000% sure there’s rule 34 of this and if that thought had to cross my mind, it had to cross yours as well


























