Eve

Fanfic writer and general internet person. This blog is mostly for my own use; I don't reliably tag spoilers, nsfw, or other common warnings, so proceed accordingly. Feel free to shoot me an ask, or just say hi!

[polusaware]

The only time being interrupted is cute.

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

Artem Ogurtsov

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[winduphub]

Some quick doodles for the consideration of anyone who saw the last Amber post and wanted more details

Funnily enough I think she's one of the very very few monster girls that have an affinity for the wind element

[xekstrin]

I miss my partner!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 (he’s asleep and I’m not tired)

[xekstrin]

bed time is ROBBING me of my FUCKING KISSIES

[carne-fresca]

conceptualizing of my body as a heavy masculinized factory scale operation with a blue collar workforce in the thousands who are all old, greasy dudes bringing pails and brown bags for lunch that now has had to - for some sudden and unknown reason - hard pivot from mass producing auto parts and jet engines into porcelain teacups and stuffed animals and not a single thing else changing about the setup between and the strange little exasperated conversations between the dozens of floor managers and their crews trying to now desperately figure out how the fuck they're gonna make girl now, gives me such gender friction, I delight in the sparks

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[noraspancakes]

Always reblog the Scottish roofer

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[chambergambit]

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

[zscyber]

@musicaldaydreams

[egregiously-quagmire]

This has to make the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

By the void was that a twist 😆

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[entities-of-posts]

The Beholding

[shamebats]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[victusinveritas]

Like this sort of thing? Follow sluttyprimarysource on Threads and think about reading Consider the Fork by Bee Wilson.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sandersstudies]

More about Nora!

13-Year-Old Scientist's Research Shows Hand Dryers Can Hurt Kids' Ears

Research finds many hand dryers operate at noise levels that are harmful to children. Nora Keegan is the 13-year-old student who did the stu

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[bluemuffin-draws]

Grace Ashcroft 🤍

[clacy2812]

Don't worry guys, she's on a mission, she'll be fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[mrazarix]

Special treatment

Dr. Gideon and Grace

Hello to all Gideon fans, my condolences to everyone else.