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hello friends , because the staff apparently hate me i’m moving penelope here . all my threads will b continued there and my tagging system will be more coherrent lol so wins all around !! i might even change my formatting who knows ? what an adventure .
hello friends , because the staff apparently hate me i’m moving penelope here . all my threads will b continued there and my tagging system will be more coherrent lol so wins all around !! i might even change my formatting who knows ? what an adventure .
my blog still isn’t fixed ... do i just move it ?? i barely have an archive
@seraphicae
JOSIE
PEOPLE HAD BEEN whispering ; Josie was aware of it , though it never was quite loud enough for her to hear . Choruses of ‘ She broke her poor heart the last time ’ and ‘ we just need to pretend until we can figure out how to reverse it so she doesn’t need to go through that a second time ’ paraded around the halls of the Salvatore Academy , though Josie was deaf to all of it and she felt like she was being left out on a big secret ––– something she didn’t particularly like , but what bothered her most was the way Lizzie had been dancing around her , avoiding every question or skipping out on any conversation Josie tried to start lately . Was everyone mad at her for something ?
SO SHE GOES to the one person who so rarely felt the need to be anything but honest . In fact , it was one of the many things Josie liked so much about the other girl . Her stomach flips in a way it always does when Penelope is brought up in conversation , or when she sees her down the hall laughing . Josie smiles at the thought . She’s knocking on the door to Penelope’s room before she even formulates the questions she wants to ask ; her presence being something Josie was looking forward to enough to , at the very least , distract her from all of this . ❝ Can I come in ? ❞
&& @selfshly !
penelope was reclined against her pillows and scrolling idly through her instagram feed when a familiar voice outside prompted her head to lift slowly and her brows to furrow in confusion . JOSIE , but not the cold , unforgiving josie she’d become accustomed to over the course of the past few months . the josie outside her door spoke softly and kindly ; she asked to come in instead of yelling HEY , SATAN or knocking furiously until penelope came and opened up . perhaps she was a little too cynical , but the sudden , inexplicable change in tone didn’t sit right with penelope . although it did make her heart beat faster .
❛ uh , yeah ? sure . ❜
she didn’t make any effort to sit up or right herself . she did , however , turn to look expectantly in the direction of the door and lower her phone an inch or two . she couldn’t remember the last time josie had willingly stepped foot inside her bedroom . post-breakup she’d taken to acting like it was a cursed space... though in her mind , maybe it was .
seraph is right u angelic binch
&& PSA: i love @selfshly
um , PSA seraphicae is a damn good egg ?? best egg
“u kno what, bro?” “what?” “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u” *clutches heart* “… bro”
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lol wtf where is my icon and header and why can’t i put them back?? @staff pls explain
Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme
bemamar:
“Come ooonn, I’m really hungry! You’re the one supposed to feed me.”
“Do you ever think what it’d be like if we had the same marks? If it were you and me?”
“Do you love me? And not because you’re supposed to.”
“Do you think I’ll ever find it? The one with a mark on their arm saying they have to be with me?”
“Do you think there’s more than one? More than one soulmate for each one?”
“Do you think sex with a soulmate could ever be better than this? Because I doubt it.”
“Get out of work? Just tell them your soulmate needs you.”
“God, I love you so much. I know what I said before, but you’re everything I think about, everything I want, I don’t wanna turn my back on this. I don’t care what a piece of paper says or doesn’t. I’d still want this, you, if it didn’t say a thing.”
“Hell, no! You get that erased right now! It’s not me!”
“I can’t believe you’re it. From all the people- You can’t be. I hate you.”
“I got your letter. I know we never talked before, but you sent your number and… Do you think we can meet? And yes, it’s your name too.”
“I know I always say I don’t want to know, I don’t want to get it, the marker, but knowing for sure there’s someone out there for you, no matter what… I can’t say it isn’t tempting.”
“I know you’re horny. I can literally feel it. And it’s not helping me focus at all. So can’t you deal with it?”
“I know neither of us have markers, but I’m pretty sure they’d be glowing right now if we did.”
“I know this is not ideal, but I’m willing to try if you are.”
“I know you’re scared, I’m fucking scared too, but this says we got each other for life, that’s gotta be worth something, right?”
“I thought I’d never find you. Are you scared?”
“I’m scared as hell. But I still want to go through with it, I want to be able to prove it to anyone, let’s do this, let’s get the markers.”
“If I knew sex could be this amazing, I would have searched the name a long time ago.”
“If someone had warned me I would end up here… I would still have chosen you. I’ll always choose you.”
“It’s me…? Hell, it’s me. It really is me. You’re ruined.”
“Look at it! Don’t turn away. Can you see it? It’s a perfect match. I’m sorry if it sucks that it’s me. But it’s true. You can’t run from this.”
“No! No, it can’t be! That’s not-, no that’s not it… [Name] I can’t be your name… It’s not possible because… You’re not mine.”
“Our chests might not glow, but I would do anything for you, I’d go anywhere, I love you, and if that’s not soulmate material, than I don’t want to find my soulmate.”
“Okay, name one time pretending to be soulmates got us in trouble.”
“Please don’t ask me to leave. I want you so much it hurts. I never thought it could feel like this.”
“Promise me, promise me you’ll give us a chance before you go and get your mark done. Promise me.”
“So what? Just because a thing on my wrist glows I’m suddenly supposed to rebuild my whole life around you? Please. You’re fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Get the hell out.”
“This is just too hard. This soulmate thing. I know they say I’m your only chance. But I can’t do this. I’m sorry. You’re gonna have to find another way. I can’t be your soulmate.”
“We have to talk… I’ve met him/her. I’ve met the one. I can’t do this, I can’t marry you tomorrow.”
“We’re done. Mark or not mark. We’re done here. Don’t call me.”
“What if it never happens to me? Do you ever get scared about it?”
“What’s wrong?? I could feel in how much pain you were just now. God, I’m still shaking.”
“Why don’t you ever let me see it? If you have the name already, why can’t you tell me whose is it? I thought we were best friends.”
“Yes, I’m still scared! What if this is just a mistake? What if it passes someday and you don’t love me for me? What will be left then?”
“Yes, we’re soulmates! I get it, now shut up and fuck me, because I’m pretty sure it’s one of your duties.”
“You know, for someone who’s supposed to be my soulmate, you really need a new wardrobe. Or a new whole taste.”
“You know sometimes, some people, they don’t ever find a match, right? Do you still want to know?”
“You’re it okay?? I don’t know how, I don’t know why, all I know is that you’re the only one that will do, it hurts like goddamn hell, and I don’t-I just need you to let me in, please.”
“You’re my soulmate, I don’t need something telling me that.”
“(Name)? We need to talk… There’s something I have to tell you. Or show you, I guess. Please don’t be mad. I would have never- I’m sorry. But it’s your name. It’s you.”
@siphoningmagic
it was LATE . penelope wasn’t sure how late , exactly , as she had turned her light out and committed to lying stubbornly in the dark some time ago . the hope was that if she lay there long enough then she’d eventually drift off to sleep , but that hope was slowly dwindling into resignation . there was NO WAY she was waking up fresh for sunrise .
when the door to her room clicked open , her first instinctive reaction was to turn around and glare blearily in that general direction . that was , until she connected the dots in her mind and recognised the outline currently traipsing tiredly towards her bed...
❛ what the hell ?? ❜
it was josie alright ; josie looking so tired that penelope was kind of worried she might fall over and wipe out in the middle of her floor . that was the last thing she needed . no doubt her sister would be through to point fingers and accuse penelope of all sorts as soon as her head hit the floor . as opposed to letting that series of events transpire , she did what any reasonable person would have . she shifted aside and let her ex-girflriend collapse into her tiny , single sized bed beside her .
what could she say ?? she’d missed her snoring .
‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ from hope.
❛ OKAY . when i asked i was sorta hoping for a ‘ good thanks ’ so i didn’t feel comepelled to stick around and hear about your troubles , but. . . ❜
penelope dumped her bag down and perched on the step below , placing her chin in her palm and watching the other girl expectantly . sure , maybe it wasn’t top of her agenda but she had asked . besides , at least hope mikaelson was INTERESTING . she also wasn’t nearly as dramatic as one elizabeth saltzman so on reconsideration… penelope’s interest was piqued .
❛ you know what ?? i’m ALL ears . ❜
@degemini
how many times would she have to pace up and down the hallway before someone gave up and let her into the medical ward ?? penelope folded her arms tighter around her midsection , gaze never straying from the door that the nurses had kindly but firmly shut in her face some three or four hours prior.
perhaps you could be of more use elsewhere , miss park. . . ?
she knew full well that they’d intended it as a polite demand , but she’d opted to take it as a request instead — a request that she was unfortunately denying until lizzie was on her feet again . josie , who had been permitted access on grounds that she could help and that she was family , had come and gone an hour ago . AN HOUR . and in all that time there hadn’t been so much as a single peep from inside .
penelope was losing her mind .
when the door clicked open she was half expecting a nurse ; someone that she could bombard with questions and possibly demand entry from . needless to say that the sight of her best friend upright , awake , and without anyone else in tow stunned penelope into a temporary silence.
❛ . . . WOW . . . you look like shit , liz . ❜
✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? ’
🎁
in retrospect , perhaps buying a gift for her ex girlfriend who wanted ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her wasn’t the best way to kick off the holiday season . penelope had been perusing a store in town for something to give her mom when she’d seen it , and though she knew there was a very real possibility that josie would throw it back in her face ( or out of the nearest window ) she’d gone ahead and bought it anyway .
maybe one day she’d learn to leave the poor girl alone…
… today was not that day.
with that thought in mind she knocked on the door a couple of times , praying to whatever gracious deity might be listening that she got the right sister . contrary to common belief she wasn’t ALWAYS in the mood to fuck around with lizzie saltzman — the feeling came and went.
❛ JOJO ? ❜
she knocked again , slowly stepping back so she could recline against the opposing wall and wait patiently for a response . any other day she might have spelled the door open and waltzed on in there , but she wanted to make it abundantly clear that she came in peace.
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i would literally die for any and all of this
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