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i come from the sea and i want to freeze | 31 | i run @tastyguts | hehe

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[vajracchedika]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[contextfreepatentart]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[selfunaware]

your nothing

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[dogpuppy]

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[dogpuppy]

[nyazuredreams]

artfight #1 for @catmask !

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[bish0ps]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

A second Dollar General has hit the server

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Further update: Greg is trapping goblins in the Dollar General

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot