TOTALLY PART-EH!!

FAQ: why doesn't anyone send me asks? :,(

[coughloop]

peeing?

Not rn but I'll keep you guys updated

[coughloop]

Peeing

[cilly-murphy]

ALBION PARTY 2021 week 2: general prompt | the blessed arthur being oblivious to merlin’s magic 

[thebootydiaries]

PLEASE look at what someone dm’d me on Twitter

[yrbutchgf]

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

[veronicasantangelo]

my guy copyrighted his comment 

[build-me-a-home]

[lesvegas]

this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

[thecrimsonalchemist]

“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Same day book delivery

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

remote learning

[cosmonautroger]

[rhodeys]

#how is this the same mf 😭

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[onefabulousplatypus]

An explanation for Simone Biles’ decision to withdraw

[thejediguy]

I used to be a diver in high school, almost competed at the national level but I got this, didnt know it had a name niether did my coach. We thought it was all in my head and tried to push through it, I ended up damaging all the muscles responsible for breathing on my left side because I couldnt even bounce on the board properly. My brain completely forgot how to control my body. So to everyone talking shit

[ghostlypawn]

this video is making me SOB

[storyranger]

Okay but the older gentleman giving his wife little suggestions and the executive lady literally giving the little girl hairpins out of her own bun so the girl can have a cute updo and the grandma who gave her a five-section braid and the teenagers who didn't really have experience but they couldn't not help and everyone warning her to be careful about strangers and making sure she's safe and has someone at home who knows where she is and oh god I'm crying

[ultralorde-deactivated20140413]

what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????

[eenfish]

i love you………..…..slime man

[untrustyou]

[p1ague]

………………….slime man?

[hungwy]

me: hey whats up………………..slime man

girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something

me: no……………………..slime man

[whatistheplan-deactivated201712]

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

[loremerchant]

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

[timelessblasphemy]

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.  Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

[artsyarrowl]

Cinderella marries the Prince, part 1/2

[artsyarrowl]

Part 2/2

This was a short story originally written by @batneko ! You can read the original post here: https://batneko.tumblr.com/post/171036276147/cinderella-marries-the-prince-and-its-fine-the

Thank you for reading ☺️

cinderella marries the prince and it's... fine. The prince is great! They're in love, he's very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and

[batneko]

It’s so beautiful!!! 🙌

[meowthefluffy]

OH MY GOSH AMAZING