Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
NASA
art blog(derogatory)
d e v o n
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
PR's Tumblrdome
JVL
YOU ARE THE REASON
â
No title available
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
@theartofmadeline
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Egypt
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
@sensfunhouse
Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE
I'm literally a mushroom I don't have teeth
DO YOU WANT SOME
THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH
I except teeth
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
RIP TF2 Economy
Happy one year to the tf2 economy crash
If youâre trying to catch a housecat thatâs gotten outside, donât forget: theyâre an ambush predator and youâre a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Donât run after them; thatâs playing to the catâs strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*
Cavedude: *power walks towards them*
Mammoth: oh sIHT
cat : haha you canât outrun me
human:
Thatâs the best possible use of a gif Iâve ever seen
Weâre doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about âlanguage games'â language that is so specialised that unless youâre part of a specific group itâs totally incomprehensible.
And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:
And, whatâs even worseâ I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.
This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.
God I wish that were me
A thousand years from now people will find this symbol and be at a Loss as to itâs meaning.
An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games
gods, every time i see that Baiken one, i think, ââŚis she being controlled by her sentient, independent breasts?â
think you forgot someone
Top 10 sentences that make you burst into tears.
I dont know what to say. Iâm at a ,â , |,â_â for words
I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire
I hate you all
I miss my guy paperclip
I hate you all for thisÂ
I heard this post.
I highkey feel attacked
I have been stabbed in the feels.
petition to bring this back
Well hello to my fellow 90âs
@logicheartsoul
minesweeper was my game
also clippy, i miss you every day bro
Omg, my family constantly competed to have the highest score in 3D pinball⌠âşď¸
I wasnât allowed to put limewire on the house computer because of possible virus but windows media player full screen was amazing
Iâve bookmarked a 10-hour YouTube video of Real Player-like visualizations
- In System Shock and other shooters, the last bullet you have has multiplied damage. - Enemies in Bioshock will deliberately miss their first shot to give the players a chance to dodge. - Many platformers (I think Braid was one quoted) have a window where even if you fall off of a ledge, you can still jump. - Assassinâs Creed and Doom have more health associated with the last tick of the health bar, to make you feel like you barely survived. - Shadow of Mordor grants additional health to dueling Uruks to increase the length of the fight for the sake of spectacle. - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories removed one physical sense of an AI every time you respawned in a nightmare run, slowed down enemies if you looked over the shoulder, and only tow enemies were allowed to chase you at once while the rest had to flank you. - Thumperâs time signature corresponds to the numerical value of a level - Suikoden spawns less enemies in the world map if theyâre walking in a straight line while spawning more if you zigzag (the former is good for getting to a place quickly and the latter is for grinding) - Gears of War provided significant buffs to new players in multiplayer that tapered off with a few kills (to encourage them to replace multiplayer). - Half Life 2 has ledges and railings set as ragdoll magnets to enemies will fall over them more often. - Ratchet and Clank scaled enemy damage and hid enemies based on time played and total deaths of the player. - Jak and Daxter would trip players to mask the presence of loading - The Bureau/XCOM, enemy AI gets more aggressive if the players donât move every 15-20 seconds - In Thief: The Dark Project, your sword increases your visibility, meaning you need to choose better stealth or better preparation for being caught. - F.E.A.R bent bullets towards things that exploded - Enemies in some LEGO games have a hit or miss chance. If a projectile misses, itâs offset and has no collision. This is done to make fights more hectic. - Alien:Isolation has the Xenomorph learn player habits (if the player hides in lockers a lot, it learns that) - The Xenomorph has 2 brains - one that will always know where you are, and one that controls the body and is given hints by the first brain. - Far Cry 4 reduces the damage and accuracy of NPCs based on how many are near a player. - Enemies in Left 4 Dead deliberatly target players the furthest away from the group or have had the least aggro. - Hi Octane displays different stats for different cars even though they all have the same internal stats. - Enemies in Arkham Asylum do not perform 180 degree turns so the player can be stealthy. - Elizabeth in Bioshock: Infinite throws resource to the player based on the playerâs current state. - The last phase of a boss fight in Furi has a lower difficulty and is more visually impressive - Guitar Hero rates you out of 5 stars, but wonât give you lower than a 3. - Enter the Gungeon has the AI warm up. The longer a play session is, the harder the AI gets. - Good PC shooters mimic analogue controls as follows: holding movement key during a frame=1, pressing or releasing=0.5, pressing _and_ releasing during same frame=0.25 ½ - Counters to your current class in Overwatch sound louder. - Spec Ops: The Line changed stuff in the environment suddenly to make the player question his perception. - Firewatch counts silence as a player choice in dialogue conversations
http://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/6xqtgz/an_insightful_thread_where_game_developers/dmhz7fa
@killapunk âs tags sum it up very well
Your guide greeting you as you enter a new area of the game
The afterlife
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father isâŚevil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see weâre all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from âi can hasâ. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what theyâre talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like sheâs been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
(source)
Source
