Jellyfish

I don't even keep track anymore

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[bogleech]

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[weaver-z]

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[brecbc123]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I want to hold it 🥺👉👈

[hoistxthexblackxflag]

Bears are more terrifying than most movie monsters. Most people just pass that by because they're so adorable.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I may die trying to hug a bear

[daco-showman]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This detergent says "10% more loads" but I've been drinking it and I haven't been cumming any harder so what gives

[huffylemon]

[dreams-in-daylight]

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

[wondersmith-and-sons]

it’s just funny though that in The Before Times when the goat burned (or didn’t burn) there was very little fanfare except maybe some tongue in cheek celebration (or disappointment). but give it a few jokes about lack of ritual sacrifice and a five-year survival streak and two plague years and suddenly we’ve collectively tapped into the seasonal worship instincts of our ancestors from 36,000 BCE and created a new sacred ritual through sheer force of internet jokes and desperate hope. it’s like we’ve crowdfunded a god.

[funny-tik-toks]

[drunkenhills]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i call your mom the enigma of amigara fault because her hole was fuckin made for me 💯💯💯

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

[vicholas]

Every single screenwriter in America really wants to put gay sex in their movies, especially in Marvel movies, but the poor things cant do it because of Xi Jinping personally won't let them. That's just how things are :/

[gyaradont]

Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him

[fuzzydeergirl]

[windows-98]

[natcaptor]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]