Crafty Chronicles

did you know you can get paid to climb trees? Ask me how.(28|M|bi.)

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Stratt: Oh no.

Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.

Stratt: GRACE!

Grace: On it!

Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[gendertaliban]

Can I say something a little controversial

[gendertaliban]

Actually nevermind. I was going to say that kirk and spock definitely were doing weird freaky butt stuff together but my phone autocorrected it to "smirk and cock" when I wrote it out initially and I think thats a lot funnier

[gendertaliban]

Cock... Smirk .... And boner

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[kitteecassee]

buy some schmornnnnn maybe~

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

UNNNFFFFFFF

[willgrahamscock]

Project Hail Mary + Sims memes

[sea--burn]

[jenesaiscloud]

been really getting into bed lately

[chanapontmblr]

Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year

[blkalycat]

Safety Shower Demonstration

[iamanimaginarybeing]

[twistcmyk]

[thatbowserguy]

Coward I would say Bowser

[twistcmyk]

i bet you would

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

i would say something else

[slut-fungus]

Unwilling to keep trying actually so this is the fit

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[notaplaceofhonour]

Was anyone gonna tell me Chris Fleming was in Widow’s Bay or was I just supposed to find that out from a gifset on tumblr dot com

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

The lion will have to learn binary search to narrow down the mod that is breaking everything

The lion also has to hope there are no weird interdependence

[the-haiku-bot]

The lion also

has to hope there are no weird

interdependence

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.