Septopus 🐙

Baguette | Trekkie | Sci-Fi (especially Cyberpunk as a genre, not CP77) | Med-Fan | Bodmods lover | RPG | This blog's a mess. Sometimes I tag. Sometimes I write stuff. Welcome here!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Here's a rent lowering soggy fuck for you

+ Bonus his best bat impression

What do you mean that’s clearly a normal bat

[7dmom]

Was any one going to tell me about my dragon nature or did I have to undergo trials

[depsidase]

[riv3rboychaos]

ya sure about that?

all of these people claim that transandrophobia isnt real, and claim that trans men aren't oppressed / are less oppressed than trans women (and cis women apparently???)

[bdbdbdbdmn]

[kittenscratches]

Adding this lovely gem I got:

[finalgirlianthe]

likely thing for the USA to say

[transfemme-shelterdog]

I actually used to live near where they made Agent Orange growing up. The factory used to leak it into the water supply all the time

https://www.shebafilms.com/toxic-time-bomb-2020/

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[jewish-joy]

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

[maimonideznuts]

[jewish-joy]

@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .

And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.

Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.

And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."

[jewish-joy]

#what's the bet Ahmed was just asking for certain shifts during Ramadan and Boss got excited and was like “just take the whole ramadan off!”#“don't even worry about it! we support you! take the time you need!” I'm scheduled to work with him tomorrow morning so will find out then 🫡 .We're both STEM majors who use the early empty hours to study so I will report if I get more than a grunt out of him about it.

[jewish-joy]

another stupid-early morning, and between our respective course loads- him organic chemistry and me pathophysiology- I asked for the full story in how he got all of Ramadan off.

He sighed, and let me know that he did indeed try to explain to our manager that all he needed was to get shifts not around sunrise or sunset. But that in him explaining what Ramadan was, the plot very quickly got lost into this unhinged confusion where our boss was trying to google how people could survive an entire month without food or water.

So halfway through, he decided to pivot and go along with it, expecting less shifts in March because that's a difficult academic time anyway. Then, he had to keep a straight face when the end-product was the entire time off with paid leave.

So, now, he's in a hell partially of his own making where his boss genuinely believes he doesn't eat for a month and is trying to offer all non-Christian workers March off. I offered him time off for Hanukkah. He hit his head against the desk, and groaned.

[kittydesade]

[frishbi]

The Blue Spirit

[danleetodd]

Abandoned phone booth in the Pyrenees, south west of France.

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[aivelin]

As Halloween approaches, Aziraphale uncovers a threat to the members of his club. Invoking The Arrangement, he reaches out to Crowley for the first time since their holy water fight over 27 years ago. Crowley comes to the rescue in grand style with a masquerade ball that breaks the silence between them and tempts Aziraphale into his arms.

A Haunting Refrain by @sparkle-in-the-stars

Art-fic collaboration for Halloween Good Omens fanzine '23

[artiisantm]

A design for Mina Harker in the early chapters of Dracula.

[anonbeadraws]

Art Fight Attack 18: Ahrodai the Highland cow for keywibyrd, isn't he handsome??

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[seralicetarrant]

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

[khrusch-on-art]

[viralfrog]

[commajade]

in queer theory today we were learning about aids activism so my prof passed around safe sex comics from the 80s that are rly hard to find these days and i saw a donelan one! these pics r just the front and the back page!

every single comic had explicit gay sex in them it was meant to eroticize safe sex because to combat the idea that safe sex isn't as hot

[fuckyeahfightlock]

"GMHC" visible in the margin of the second panel is the Gay Mens' Health Crisis, a nonprofit activist group that had the mission of educating people about safer sex.