sans pareil

Nobody, nowhere.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[victusinveritas]

[bruzum]

i only read the 1nd paragraph & thought it was dr roberta bobby levels of twoetry brilliantness

[bruzum]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[charlesoberonn]

The habitat range of salmon is the northern Atlantic and in-land bodies of water, which is very far from Bikini Bottom in the Pacific.

So what Spongebob is doing here is dressing up Squidward in the equivalent of a racist halloween costume.

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[sandmandaddy69]

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[oneheadtoanother]

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

[zxbuster-advent]

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[thelongestway]

Counterpoint: an enchanted and whimsical castle

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

I know the video is being funny, but concrete does actually come in multiple colors.

And I'm a huge fan of those decorative cinder blocks.

[bruzum]

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[toxicworkplaceyaoi]

new fave tweet

[ancaporado]