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@sevuxite
just realized you donāt need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. canāt believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK
yeah but this is like for real people
shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped āiām in an important meeting, what do you want?ā
being alive is like a whole fucking thing dude ive only been here 23 years and can only really remember like 10 of those years at most and yet im literally immobilized by fear and anxiety i have no clue what i want and yet i am mad at myself for not moving fast enough? like towards what? for who? who is even going to hand me a medal for living correctly? like what would happen if i was just content but like no one knew and i told no one. would that still count? i think it would
Had a dream that McDonaldās had a big ad campaign that just said āWE HAVE ITā in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said āI saw the sign. Can I have itā and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying ādo you think youāre readyā in my voice and I screamed and drove away
I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I donāt drink beer and Iām 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are likeā¦offended? One guy was likeĀ āwhat if the guy you like loves sports, you wonāt even watch with him?ā And I askedĀ āwill you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because thatās what Iām really interested in. And he saidĀ āI donāt really find that interesting.ā And Iām like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG.Ā
this isnāt an isolated thing. women are expected to change for men. if you donāt want to have children (ever) then someone is bound to say to you: well, what if your husband wants to have children? i was thinking about dyeing my hair & my dad says, what if the guy youāre dating doesnāt like it? weāre expected to lose weight & to dress in a certain way to appeal to men. weāre expected to be less opinionated, less assertive, less talented when competing against a manā¦ it never fucking ends.
DO YOU AND WEED OUT THE WEAK MEN šŗ
I needed this, was literally thinking about getting into sports for a guy recently, donāt know what I was thinking lol
itās totally fine to get into sports for a guy! As long as heās also willing to get into your interests! The issue is when youāre expected to get into sports, but he doesnāt ask you about your interests or watch fashion week with you. Healthy relationships mean all parties involved being genuinely interested in their partner(s) lives. Itās also totally fine to agree to both do you and have completely separate hobbies! The issue is when any expectation is one-sided in a relationship, because that means that someone in the relationship thinks of themselves as the āsuperiorā partnerāand thatās never a good thing.
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Who told the patriot manlets they have rights?
19-year-old aspiring Japanese idol Misuru on the street in Harajuku wearing a KL Alien crop top with striped track pants tucked into purple heeled boots by Yello Japan, Spinns sunglasses, and a clear WEGO Harajuku purse. Full Look
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoplesā Guns So They Canāt Shoot Them
Itās still gonna shootā¦ And theyāre gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun weāre talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger wonāt block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop itās not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
Iām loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boomā¦
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and Iāll Iāll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
Donāt trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
maybe morning me wouldnāt be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning
Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadnāt lain down for a ālittle napā that lasted four hours.
rachel knows
Get this out of my face Iām dead serious
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Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
Itās a Bad Faith sandwich
plot twist: you let someone in and they donāt fuck you over
