Actually Sexy Noble Six now.

I used to be Loki-The-Goddess. I am now a Meme. Credit for my profile picture is Sketchydrawer here on Tumblr

[necronomiconexpansion-deactivat]

[eldstunga]

Barley that’s gay.

feat @willowsquest‘s Lillehall again because I’m love her. <3

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Can’t stop thinking about the TikTok I saw (I can’t find it again) where the person says that the wizard game has caused us to witness the moment that most of the millennial generation migrate into the boomer mindset of “my nostalgia is more important than your rights”

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[ralfmaximus]

SAME and I’ve been here since 2011

[doccywhomst]

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

[darrensomft]

[eldstunga]

Bringing this absolutely incredible art back because I love it and them.

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[aximili]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dande-pansy]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[sevaria]

the world needs transsexuals more than it needs god

[regal-bones]

SWORDTEMBER DAY 18: GLASS

"'Okay, this one if you're hurting,' The alchemist pointed to a thin vial where a swirling velvet red liquid whirled, 'This one for if the shadows start murmuring' It pointed to a champagne glass of brilliant white, small specks of glass twinkling in the dim light. "and this one-" The little figure shuffled across the floor of the wine cellar. It was not much more than a jangle of limbs under an intricate tapestry of a cloak. "I wont say this again. This one-" Three bony arms emerged from the silk, pointing to a more modest bottle. Purple shimmering liquid bubbled up against the cloudy glass. "Dont drink this one."

Glass sword! At least glass bottle? This definitely wasnt me getting jealous of the"potion" prompt on the other swordtember list

Yesterday's sword!

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[communistkenobi]

are canadian geese a regular feature of university campuses across canada/the northern US? they’ve been on every single campus I’ve been to in ontario

[snailwrangler]

"if you're laughing at the fact that an old lady died then you're going to hell" ok and I'll make sure to spit on her when I see her there xx

[zairak]

It would have been way funnier if the queen held out and died on 9/11. Like what the fuck would the US news media even do?

[silurisanguine]

Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.

-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.

-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.

-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.

-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.

-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.

-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.

-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.

-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.

-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.

Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.

[bshmatthews]

Some sources:

- Buckingham Palace banned ethnic minorities from office roles, papers reveal (2021) (the article says that there is no longer a ban as of the 1990s, however the clause is still there to allow a ban.)

- Queen asked for poverty grant to heat palaces (2010)

- Revealed: Queen vetted 67 laws before Scottish parliament could pass them (2021) (It's unknown if any of the laws were amended due to her lobbying, but the lawmakers were required to get her approval.)

- Revealed: police barred from searching Queen's estates for looted artefacts (2021)

- Hampton Court mews row: Couple face eviction 'over £32 bill' (2020) (The tenant was using a communal socket to power his electric car.)

- Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case with Virginia Giuffre (2022) Prince Andrew pays settlement ending sex assault case (2022) (Guiffre was 17 at the time of the assault. The settlement was initially estimated at 12-14 million, in which case he probably couldn't have afforded it (without the Queen's help?), but some reports say that it was as little as 3 million by the end. IDK I couldn't find anything firm from a reputable source.)

- Queen’s jubilee book for schools to cost £12m (2021)

[boasamishipper]

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

[corvidous]

(Sept 08 2022)

[osha-official-the-sequel]

NOW, FERB

[w0lp3rtinger]

[papasmoke]

crumbling totalitarian regime with near-total state control over nation's media using the death of an elderly monarch (whose family stole billions in wealth for themselves) to crush dissent amongst the citizenry