kiss my asthma 99

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

[quotemadness]

“Of this be sure: You do not find the happy life… you make it.”

— Thomas S. Monson 

[jerseyartblog]

Today’s BIG MOOD

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[spitefence-deactivated20190820]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Alabama is 57% A

[writterings]

i’m working the night shift at my truck stop job and they’ve played the friend’s theme song on repeat for like twenty minutes now

[sgardy9]

So, no one told you it was gonna be this way?

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[humorgracioso]

[shinhito]

So fucking cute.

[64bitwar]

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

[diekingdomcome]

Animals are awesome

[bootytickle]

When they ask Dumbledore why he won’t fight Grindelwald

[only-joking--i-am-fred]

Albus Dumbledore you are a wizard and not a 21st century “cool” teacher so please stop sitting on a table and get a goddamn cape

[wafflehousewarrior]

My ass when hedwig’s theme started to play even though I knew damn well they were gonna go back to hogwarts

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Isn’t it funny how the two things that everyone was worried about - Johnny Depp and Grindeldore - turned out to be the BEST things about this movie and maybe even some of the best in the whole franchise 😊✌🏻

[microweave]

[thisisyourcurse]

It’s a good thing Newt is a Hufflepuff. Otherwise, I don’t know if he could’ve found all those creatures.

[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[woozapooza]

The best thing about the Twilight renaissance is that it’s finally allowing me to be open about my boundless love for Carlisle Cullen

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

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