pylades shitfaced

thomas • they/xe/he/she pronouns • 20s

[gattyswriting]

oscar’s helmet designer is traumatized 🥲

[gattyswriting]

🕯️HELMET CURSE 🕯️BEGONE🕯️POLE POSITION🕯️CLEAN PIT STOPS🕯️NO RED FLAGS🕯️BRUCE MCLAREN🕯️WATCH OVER 🕯️OUR BOY🕯️

[darkisms]

being parasocial is so silly and weird and i would NEVER be. i am in love with oscar piastri though.

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[jennamoran]

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

[jennamoran]

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

Fish Malk edition...

[torturelabyrinth]

Listen to me. Now that mcr is a band again and touring they think everyone will just forget about hesitant alien and forget about millions. They want you to forget about the lyrics to millions. They want you to forget about you don’t understand we don’t hold hands. They want you to forget about and while we’re laying on the floor my mouth is sore i’m keeping score a million reasons but i need a million more. They want you to forget about you believe in love i believe in faith. You cannot forget about millions. Takes you by the shoulders. Look into my eyes you cannot forget about millions. They can’t make you forget

[dietranch]

bath bomb

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[piastrihub]

Oscar's cameo at Clarkson's Farm s05e01

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[nicolegendary]

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[roychewtoy]

[literaryreference]

community theatre is quite possibly the funniest hobby, because you will meet all these people who are insanely talented and could probably have gone pro if luck and/or nepotism had allowed, and not only that but you will meet people with Star Quality, the inexplicable magnetism that makes you go "wow i would listen to them read their grocery list." and then you'll be hanging out with them backstage and they'll be like "yeah i'm a receptionist at a dentist's office"

[literaryreference]

to clarify, it's not everyone. it's not even most people. it is unfortunately not me. but every now and then you are going to meet someone with qualities you chiefly associate with celebrities and then you are going to have to try to imagine meryl streep as a manager at dunkin donuts

[shar-lecler]

people go on and on about loving the idea of devotion to the point of consumption and how love will swallow you whole and turn you into something that is equally starved and also wholly satisfied. but when I, charles marc herve perceval leclerc,

[bimstown]

[eightyonefour]

OSCAR IN A WHEEL AT CLARKSON'S FARM 😭