Neither Singing nor Sobbing @shadow-guardian-anabiel - Tumblr Blog

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

c3rvida3

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

le-panda-chocovore

Still no homo ?

c3rvida3

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

uovoc

how much banger fanwork has been killed in its infancy due to the 40-hour workweek. Do you know how many absolutely rockin comics live only in my head because I don't have time or arm ability left to draw them. As well as weird original comics

headspace-hotel

even if employed we all have to get more unemployed spiritually

mephistopheles

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

mephistopheles

500 MILES?!?!?!

loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

ghost-point

I thought it was the same in the rest of the world tbh. Happy discovery ig

wheelie-sick

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

wheelie-sick

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

headspace-hotel

cops r Some Guy with a Gun

do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"

uncivilliberties

This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.

headspace-hotel

^ ^ ^

random-cockroach

My brain is tired, so Rung, Ring, Ring and Rung

lykoilix

wrong answer

little thing based on a goofy doodle i made earlier

crab-milk

Artfight Attack on tiktio

theswisscheeserag

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

theswisscheeserag

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

theswisscheeserag

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

iztopher

this is one of the funniest pages i've seen from the umineko manga because in context it makes sense but out of context it really looks like they did the most basic arithmetic possible and then talked about how smart they are for it, topped off by battler saying that actually he had no real idea and was just guessing

rollyxrouxls

LOVE WINS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

marzipanandminutiae

I need to do my Words for today but I'm busy experiencing Sapphic Bone-Deep Exhaustion(tm)

marzipanandminutiae

"this sapphic genre fiction story has an ambiguous and/or tragic ending! because queer people are just so mature! they're so Intellectual! they don't need silly tropes like Happily Ever After in their romance, or Fated Love Written In the Stars! really stories without all that silly dramatic happiness have so much more depth and substance so queer women in particular should be flattered that the stories they get in SF/F are above all that nonsense! they get unhappy stories with real grit and serious thematic exploration in place of boring saccharine love stories that end well"

"over. and over. and over. and over. and over. and over. and over. and"

imaginarylands4000

dragon-in-a-fez

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"