demon fucking advocate

"a giant fucking weeb" - victoria "thirsty for those emo anime boys who look like they're from myspace" - kennedy

[longnuts]

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

[sealhaus]

idog!!

I found one of these little bastards at the thrift for 4 dollars and immediately made it listen to a nonstop loop of Oingo Boingo

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[huskyoverload]

[virologistandpotato]

Moth software in husky hardware

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[sammyloomis]

until dawn fans 8 years later crafting the most insane elaborate character headcanons and aus for 8 dumb idiots who were made specifically to be horror movie stereotypes and nothing more

[woobifiedvillain]

Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

[gooberscollage]

Some Wonderful Ditto’s from Magical Pokémon journey by Yumi Tsukirino

[lochnessmonster-deactivated2013]

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

[castiel--for--king]

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

[ourglennrhee]

maybe

[tumblartifacts]

7/22/2013

[stonerzelda]

[wepon]

happy decade anniversary to this post

[shiopomu-remade]

[eternal-fractal]

I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.

[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

Every time I think I understand what kind of series Chainsaw Man is it pulls something like this

[ok-dingo]

I worked very hard on this

[ok-dingo]

hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school

[neshatriumphs]

Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed

[charlesoberonn]

Art by u/reachling

[kosmogrl]

It started as a little joke but to be completely honest I really lost perception of time after 2020...

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up