Scratching Post

aka SCJen, She/Her, Fulltime AA trying to become a full time writer. I like D&D and geek stuffs.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[playwrongs]

WASHINGTON, D.C. At a White House press conference today, an unknown power turned the President of the United States to stone. The petrification occurred over the course of approximately 90 seconds, after which the briefing room was cleared and the White House’s perimeter made secure. The cause is currently unknown.

The president was speaking on the subject of international trade when he suddenly saw a fine, smooth layer of white stone rapidly growing over the back of his left hand. “Wait, what is this?” he asked, and then asked it again, the second time with the addition of an unprintable obscenity. He attempted to scrape it off, but the stone now covered his entire hand. Seconds afterward, his left arm was visibly stiff and heavy. As he screamed for help, aides and Secret Service agents rushed forward and attempted to remove him from the room. By that point, however, the stone had overtaken so much of his body that he was too heavy to be relocated. His final words before the stone covered his mouth were “I can’t feel my body.”

According to a source in the White House staff, doctors and a geologist summoned to the scene could not find any trace of the President’s organic body. The source said it was “stone all the way down” and that there was “no trace of any organs, blood, anything.” The geologist determined that the stone was a fine-grained calcitic marble of exceptional luster and translucency, similar to marbles used for ancient Greek and Roman statuary. “You could almost believe it was carved thousands of years ago,” said the source, “except he was cowering. You don’t see statues of cowering guys that much.”

Ordinarily, the chain of succession would mean that the Vice President would assume presidential duties. But it was reported shortly afterward that the Vice President had been changed into a Pacific banana slug (Ariolimax columbianus) and the Speaker of the House into seven yards of striped silk taffeta. Due to conflicting reports, it is unclear whether the taffeta is crimson with gold stripes or burgundy with cream stripes. The slug appears to be healthy and in good spirits “as far as that applies to slugs.”

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[bakarilennox]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

[pluralwizard]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

[erindizmo]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2024

[impishdullahan]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2025

[lichfromspace]

here’s the og video. Go see him face for real this time

[shadowcatjen]

Reblog OG him face for good luck in 2026

... because we REALLY need it right now

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[dspud]

[drumcorpshero]

Spoopy Season Safety

[massacre-girlypop]

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

[cotardkindrome1999]

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

[suotar]

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

[tyll-ulenspiegel]

This is misinformation!

Activated charcoal “flushes out” orally ingested medication. This is why it can “flush out” E pulls and birth control pills. It cannot “flush out” injected T or E, it cannot “flush out” a depo shot, and it does not impact it if you use something like T gel or patches.

You should only be careful if you take medication orally! Which is still a lot of people and important to know. But it does NOT impact anything that’s not orally ingested!

[maureen2musings]

A little relaxation, Brooks Falls, Alaska @achdiefranzi

[karinrebloggardjur]

@nathleeng soon!(ish)

[viperosedae]

Tip: A friend is someone you can talk to about Fantasy Worldbuilding

[assiraphales]

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[assiraphales]

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

[assiraphales]

I said what I said!

[xavantina]

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

[coffeedrgn87]

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

[theanishimori]

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

[rhube]

Honestly, a slutsona that you only slip on when you're not talking to students is a slutsona that's being appropriately applied.

[liberalsarecool]

Here is your mission.

[adistanttree]

TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?

Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.

Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.

TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

[i-say-ok]

ok!!! ♥️

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[vegetascock]

This is so damn sweet and also good to know. I regularly have this struggle

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[lawbreaker13]

Happy Chanukah, my peeps, enjoy

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[jetsxdopestnerd]

Marge better bring the bag this month

[disc0dracula]

gratuity coming on monday baybee!!!

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[dolphinsarejerks]

they're called coworkers