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Taylor, 21, Camano Island WA, ESTP. MULTI FANDOM. "Pretty rad, seems to be proud of who they are. Looks like they could throw awesome parties"- Rad Anon Amateur Poet. Physics Magician. Vocal Musician=Choir Nerd ;) Libra Sun Scorpio Moon Leo Ascending

[shadowfromseattle]

hermione: rules are Very Important™

hermione: -sets teacher on fire-

hermione: have you checked the restricted section?

hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients

hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon

hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free

hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-

hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed

hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us

hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-

hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-

hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-

hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™

[shadowfromseattle]

Beach Day

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[younger-than-the-soul]

your life is a fucking sidequest

[animations-daily]

There’s a moon in the sky and the wind is behind me Soon I’ll know, how far I’ll go

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[goldilion-blog]

[saidididntwantone-blog]

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

[slimeh0ney]

[technoskittles]

[lylahammar]

[tachibananabread]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#how to make a sandwich

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[whatareyoudoingferret]

[teddiursam-deactivated20230110]

Kidnapped

[carbisari]

Taken

[hahawhore]

How come I don’t have a driver’s license but Britney Spears does

???????????????

[daisyridlay]

It calls me.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

[cyberleg]

[teanobambino]

That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

[sugary-coated-deactivated202003]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

rEBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[solid-snakes]

She got into the tub all by herself!

[the-tree-line]

what a well behaved dog

[solid-snakes]

She is a good dog.

[yayaya-youtube-blog]

She’s not even a mammal. Wtf guys where is your glasses??

[the-tree-line]

are you

tellin me

this aint

a dog?

[solid-snakes]

Cute pups

[the-real-void]

Stretch your muscles. Stretch somebody else’s muscles. Who cares. What’s a muscle. 

[andhumanslovedstories]

I was going to be like “an AU where all Leia writes all her official dispatched he exact same way that Carrie Fisher tweets,” except I think we all know in our heart of hearts that this is in fact canon, and the first thing you learn in the Resistance is a basic fluency in emoji

One time the First Order manages to intercept a few official communiques and they’re all like “wtf is this code” while Kylo Ren is standing to the side just dying inside because MOM GOD THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

[tohuwabohus]

darth vader would never write like this

[andhumanslovedstories]

THIS IS THE MOST VITALLY IMPORTANT THING I HAVE BEHELD OH MY GOD

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.