˗ˏˋ shadowhunters ˎˊ˗

“ all the stories are true ”

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consider this a daily reminder that magnus bane does not have a belly button

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elyaas appeared for two to three pages and yet he CARRIED the whole of lbotw

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here we have jace telling magnus and alec that kissing in hell isn’t the right time after he and clary literally slept together while they were in hell the first time

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how am i supposed to find love when the idea of jem carstairs has raised my expectations way too high?

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new challenge: read the clockwork princess epilogue and try not to cry

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if i’ve learned one thing from all the books in the whole shadowhunter chronicles, it’s that you can never trust a duck

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so cassie said that alec wasn’t the first lgbt+ consul on shadowhunter history and that there were a lot more before him, but they just weren’t out which implies that no one else really knows who the other gay consuls are which implies charles fairchild is never outed which implies that he probably either dies or marries someone else (surprise, surprise) and that means that thomastair is probably gonna be endgame

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need a best friend who writes fanfics of me meeting a bunch of guys and finding love like lucie herondale does for cordelia carstairs

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no matter what we ship and no matter who our favorite and least favorite characters are, the the shadowhunter fandom is united in our hate for zara dearborn.

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you wouldn’t be able to tell that james was a herondale because he’s not afraid of ducks.

but stick him in a room with cordelia and grace for three hours, observe how bad he is at love, and then it’ll hit you.

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tessa gray and cristina rosales are really out here getting BOTH guys while i’m sitting in my room eating spaghetti alone

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you know how jace swore on him and clary and he said it was because there was nothing he believed in more? well, i swear on malec.

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you ever just have a good day and then realize that jem is no longer immortal so he’s going to die at some point and tessa will feel the same loss she felt with will, but then will and jem are in the better place together watching over tessa?

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“not all men”

you’re right. james carstairs, born ke jian ming, parabatai of will herondale, second husband of tessa gray, father of mina carstairs, gaurdian of kit herondale, and caretaker of church the cat and previously known as the renowned silent brother, brother zarachariah, also known as brother snackariah, would NEVER.

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who would win: a room full of herondales OR a singular duck

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not to be overdramatic or anything, but i’d die for george lovelace... too bad he beat me to it.

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technically, alec and jace are biologically related because of the marriage between gabriel lightwood and cecily herondale so they’re literally family.