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[FV] flash giveaway!
SO i hit my FC earning goal for the day even though i screwed up and accidentally threw out 24,000 FC while i was trying to save up yikes /o\
so i’m giving away a total of 5,000 FC:
3000 FC to one lucky winner!
1000 FC to two runners up!
reblog this with your FV username & ID in the body of the post ! don’t have to be following me.
giveaway ends at FV rollover tonight, july 4 2016 (midnight CST)
Shadowphyr #1326
so much FC wtf
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
HOLY MOLY.
Canada, eh?
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.”
I think this needs to go on my list of books to review.
no way in hell am i passing this up
a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
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Wow everyone look at this- this is an amazing tablet, and I wish I had seen it before I just dropped $170 on a small intuos 5 This is called a Tursion Huion tablet- looks pretty simple right- kind of like a bamboo here’s the thing. This tablet has 2024 levels of pressure- that is the equivalent to the pressure an intuos 5 currently has (retail price: $229 for the smallest) You can get this lovely tablet for under $50 dollars on amazon Only thing this beautiful table it lacking is a few simple buttons, but still, I mean, its drawing area is even bigger on average then most Wacom’s small tablets- and from the reviews ive seen on it people are very impressed….so just spreading the word around that Wacom isn’t the only one that is making good tablets- the more the company is spread perhaps they will come out with even better products that not only match up to Wacom, but are with in our price range for once! You an buy one below at the link! http://www.amazon.com/Tursion-Graphic-Drawing-Capture-Tablet/dp/B008Y431CS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1371642706&sr=8-4&keywords=turcom
I literately just bought one of these and got it today omfg, its great you guys ok!
Reblogging for my drawing friends.
Reblogging to spread the word, it has good reviews and is a great alternative to WACOM.
I’ve been using a Huion for the last few months and I LOVE it. Mine cost me $75 and it’s comparable to a $200-$300 Intuos). You don’t need to break the bank for the sake of digital art!! Wacom isn’t the only choice for a quality product anymore.
YO DUDES. NO LIE. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE USED FOR AT LEAST THE PAST 2 YEARS. PLZ GET THIS IF YOU NEED A LEGIT TABLET.
I sincerely hope no one ever tries to fuck with Dean’s children later on. I don’t care who they are, where they come from. Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.
Seriously, can you imagine? His daughter comes home with a bruise and maybe there’s a slight chance of it being her boyfriend. That boy’d never be seen again.
#THIS IS JUST SO UPSETTING #BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT #YOU REALLY THINK HES GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE CHILDREN?!
LOUISE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
NO BUT I WISH
On the other hand you can imagine when UNCLE SAMMY THE 7 FOOT TALL MOOSE HEARS ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HIS NEICE / NEPHEW. SHIT WILL GO DOWN.
This post is a fucking perfection.THANK YOU
i dont know about you guys but i like to think that if dean winchester’s daughter ever got hurt by a boyfriend then she’d be the one to kill him
GUYS WE EVEN HAVE GIFS FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS.
OHMYGOD IT’S JUST PRICELESS.
Fandom, I love you.
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Petition to have Ellen host it every year
This test is actually legit.
but what the fuck is wrong with the rest of this country?
Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!
What an ass
Perfect.
I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.
I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”
#no this is good let’s do this
Guy: “Ay yo baby, nice tits!” Girl:
Addendum to my last reblog.
The best slapdowns of 2014
The Canadian delegation at Nato posted this sarcastic tweet with a map highlighting “Russia” in red and “Not Russia” in blue. The tweet was described as Canada’s most aggressive act since 1812.
The tweet was described as Canada’s most aggressive act since 1812.
"you’re up early!"
jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying
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You could then call your life “Wayne’s World.”
Source: Epic Parenting
Just some fabulous gifs of the Supernatural cast busting some moves
I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn’t alter any of this.
….
Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. “Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.” Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently. Hilda looked at him expectantly. “Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
….
DICK
ANEURYSM
GALLOPING ABS
Who told this lady she could write?
Why did she ever stop?
IT GETS WORSE THE FURTHER IN THE PASSAGE YOU GO OMG
i fukcing lost it at meat wand
'entered her like she was a lottery' 😂
"She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet."
No. Shit. The towel became wet?
"Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!"
How many orgasms? SO MANY.
Such profound magnificence. Literary masterpiece.
I introduced this to a fellow college student several months ago... She somehow managed to buy the book off Amazon for $4 in her sleep. We're going to do dramatic readings of the entire thing.
Only dread
