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thecybercelestial

only-cat-memes

flower-cute-posts

AHHHHHH AS A CAT LOVER THIS IS MY DREAM HAND SOAP!!!! ˚.🎀༘⋆

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chrishascats

Yeah I need one.

my-dailydreams

shadowyfacetidalwave

A tip for whisk washing: Whisk some soapy water! It practically cleans itself!

animentality

arrowandaxe

bee-in-your-binnet

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

gallusrostromegalus

Thoughts, in approximate order:

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

my-flying-sister

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

the-dandy-liar

musiicpix3l

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

fluffmugger

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

shadowyfacetidalwave

"You'll turn our kids gay!" "Kids don't know what being queer is until you teach it to them" "Your kid dressing like that will make mine gay" OK, and we have "Straight camps" for LITERAL CHILDREN.

Let me re-state that. WE HAVE CAMPS. TO PUT KIDS INTO. TO MAKE THEM STRAIGHT. WE HAVE CAMPS. DESIGNED TO TRAUMATIZE KIDS. INTO REJECTING THEMSELVES. WE. HAVE. CAMPS. NORMALIZING. CHILD. SUICIDE. BECAUSE. SOME. PARENTS. CAN'T. HANDLE. THE. QUEER. "I'm an ally" Until its your kid.

"I support the gays" Until it's someone in your house.

"[Popular celebrity] is now [opposite gender]. I think that's progressive!" Until your son wants to be your daughter. Until your daughter wants her hair cut short. Until your CHILD is uncomfortable with how they get addressed.

catchymemes

shadowyfacetidalwave

I’d like to think

That my exes aren’t unhappy without me, but that they’re happy with who they’re with. I promised them happiness, and if the best I can do towards that is sit on the sidelines, then so be it.

shadowyfacetidalwave

Actually Ive decided that they're better off unhappy except for one. That one is delightful and can enjoy happiness. The other 2 can rot in a ditch.

dogpuppy

pukicho

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

shadowyfacetidalwave

Some people get all the luck getting the More Food pills >:[ I just get regular pills and regular food.

The most annoying thing Ive ever had to do is train demanding out of a dog 🫠😭 He whines so high pitched and its annoying oh my lord

He's whining cause he wants pets and my phone, neither of which he gets right now. He's also currently hyped up but put himself into a Down. Puppy training is so annoying 😅😭 I love him but can we skip to the stage where he's calm and well behaved so I can take him back in from the yard, put on his harness, and go on a walk?