ShaileneScarlet

Shai' here! Adult Agender Pan/Ace that goes by any pronouns! I'm the run-of-the-mill Random fandom obsessed Tumblr user and Gen Blogger that switches fandoms by the week or by the month. (Current Fandom: Cells at Work!) Will mainly reblog but also post my art and maybe writing when I get stuff done! I also have an art side blog where I'll post fandom and original art as well as potential stories on called : @shai-artistic-brain-loaf !!

[trynottodrown]

[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly

[dragon-wolfie]

i am legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it

[girl-detector]

[astrawitch]

Blather On 🦴

[crazylittlejester]

I sit down. I open my doc. I crack my knuckles. I prepare to write. A tumbleweed blows across my completely empty mind. I close my laptop. I lay down. I die.

[chil-aglia]

me currently

[hauntedwhiskers]

Pondering my orbs.

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[a-book-of-creatures]

Ocean

[fanby-fckry]

Ocean

[turbro]

Ocean

[reekill-playlists]

Ocean

[scruffy-bunny]

Ocean

[movedto-transmasc-noelle-holiday]

Ocean

[real-chicago]

siberia

[sillymann]

Ocean

[dont-mind-me-i-just-exist]

Ocean

[dont-mind-me-i-just-exist]

Did it again. Antarctica.

[google-searchhistory-official]

Ocean

[network-switch]

south pole almost exactly

[cool-stuffs-i-guess]

Ocean

[eerieeclipse-all-the-time]

India

[dancin-closer-to-the-edge]

florida

oh god no

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

Ocean

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Ocean

[waytooobsessedwithmcyt]

Ocean

[imaloregremlin]

ocean

[can-i-explode-now]

Ocean

[shark-tranny]

ocean

[gamer-girl-back-sweat]

Brazil

[cyberneticgirlwood]

ocean

[sexboobomb]

Clayton, Oklahoma

[desidesidesi]

Ocean (South of Australia)

[fractiousrvt]

ocean

[wag-u-beef]

Ocean

[valcritter]

very close but not inside a western australian asbestos hazard zone

[critical-quit]

Ocean

[dragongirltongue]

Ocean

[kingof7thhell]

Ocean

[unidentifiedwhistlingobject]

Ocean

[jabberwock33]

Ocean

[shailenethedemoness]

Northeastern Siberian Wilderness

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

blog like no one's following you

[alfea]

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

[willabee]

👁️ ㅅ 👁️

[chloematis]

She has such a gentle face...

[willabee]

OHHHHHH SHE'S BEEAUTIFUL 🥺🥺🥺

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious

[writeouswriter]

New source of inspiration doesn’t match any already created works in progress, 13 dead, 17 injured, 700 old WIPs ignored, 1300 new WIPS created

[onlyrickrolls]

Happy Valentine's Day

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

💖

[fawfulydoo]

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

[southpauz]

I drew a relatable artist meme

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[glumshoe]

Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

[glumshoe]

Also… art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentleman’s swindler.

[cipherface-deactivated20200224]

I liked this guy’s story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldn’t do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that he’d ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.

[glumshoe]

“The first painting Landis “donated” was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then “everybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to — I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.”” And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.

[skweebs]

Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.

His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny. 

“ Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth? Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one? Simon: Yeah. Beltracchi: $5 million, I think. Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days? Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quicker” -From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon

In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, they’re all original works that the famous artists could have painted.

“Beltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. He’s painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if he’d had the time or felt like it.”  -  The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam

His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintings’ ages.

At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was “ Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paint”

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Just … the levels of con there, the fake photos and … wow. That’s incredible. 

[therobotmonster]

That’s just rapscallionry.

[yaoybqs]

pokemon stamp 252/255/258/311/312/251

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.