Let's Do This

I have no idea what the fuck im talking about.

[biff-donderglutes]

Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

[fortooate]

[valtsv]

you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking

[valtsv]

telling someone to shut up will always be the simplest and most effective shutdown, but NOTHING says a total lack of respect or regard for their opinion like putting a straw to your lips and slowly, excruciatingly taking a drag so that the crushed ice scrapes against the inner tubing while maintaining eye contact the entire time so there’s absolutely no way they can assume it’s unintentional on your part

[buttonpoetry]

From Hanif Abdurraqib’s book, THE CROWN AIN’T WORTH MUCH.

[khaleesi]

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

[motherhenna]

[pinkvelvetfemme]

[proto-homo]

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[byjove]

logical commie brain: corporation pandering bad

trans glam rock brain: glittery shoes good

[byjove]

[cat-memes-only]

the accuracy

[thought-i-to-myself]

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

[sleepnoises]

[honey-dont]

cat: skitters across the room at top speed and stops to stare at me

me: hello

cat: skitters in the opposite direction at terminal velocity

[asdcats]

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

[sandersstudies]

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

[sandersstudies]

“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.

But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3

[sandersstudies]

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[violetstea]

okay girls & boys let’s go

* 20 chubby cats follow behind me *

[cowsgirl]

tumblr post: farms…. vegetable… lace and linen… sheep… that little moomin bitch….. homemade bread—

wlw:

[turtlegg]

i couldn’t rest until i made this