[baddywronglegs]

You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions.

"Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!"

You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it.

"Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit."

You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there.

A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app."

Relenting, you scan the QR code.

"Not compatible with your device."

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

CANNOT get over this dude's commitment to the bit

[alexaloraetheris]

The dude is awesome and absolutely correct.

[thememedaddy]

[sapphling]

people saying shit like "oh confidence is hot as long as it doesn't tip into like, smugness or arrogance" is bizarre what is hotter than a smug woman. what on earth is hotter than a smug fucking grin as viewed from the perspective of the kneeling. you would ask the sun to stay humble just to dodge a minor burn you fucking rube

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[friendlyfrankenstein]

He did, in fact, Literally Catch Him. And in the next strip-

Calvin takes him home and feeds him, which is a Humorous Misunderstanding. But also means Calvin is fulfilling: Hospitality Law.

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[thepioden]

I help my younger sibling vend at Pride and we sell buttons. There’s a pair that are “I ❤ 🐓” and “I ❤️ 🐈”. One day, a middle aged woman comes up to our booth and gets very excited about the “I ❤️ 🐓” pin, which we gladly sell to her. 15 minutes later, she returns, shamefaced and says, “oh my god, I the world’s dumbest lesbian, I just- I have nine chickens.”

We gave her a complimentary pussy pin on the house.

[padre-matt]

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

[thesecretuncle]

WAIT

HOL UP

[leehttuce]

[redstonedust]

i think its rlly funny when a vampire character is over 1000 years old but dresses like theyre from victorian england. like did they reach 800 and give up on updating their wardrobe or do they just think thats the sexiest era they've lived through? because i would accept either explaination but you had to admit both are kind of funny.

[keeganditty]

Reblogging again cause this is actually one of the funniest things in WWDITS. In the opening credits you can see them like going to punk shows dressed like punks so they went BACK to wearing Victorian-ish clothes

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[coughloop]

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

[cogbreath]

[skincareroutine]

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

[anak1n]

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[penny-anna]

Tiny man on the kitchen ceiling at work. How'd he get up there. What's his story.

[killldeer]

god i love navani. literal first thing she does onscreen is arrive from the other side of the continent, beeline to a party where she can go sit next to dalinar, and go “hm so i’ve noticed that my son is kind of a loser”. and then when dalinar tries to protest For Honor or whatever she’s just like “no no i was not asking for feedback. this was a simple statement of fact. elhokar is a loser.” what an entrance

[tibby]

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

[medicine-and-compassion-blog]

“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”

— A surgeon

[headspace-hotel]

I did not interpret this the way it was probably intended

[papayajuan2019]

two things

buenos dias