that's not my coffee

Hi there I'm Shannon. I do things sometimes.

[wizardarchetypes]

woman just power-walked by me alongside a jogging toddler. toddler was waving at me babling "hi! hi! hi!" thought to myself, "aw what an excited, energetic baby!" then the woman stopped beside a man with a stroller and she said "this baby is GOING to sleep if it's my last dying wish" and the man said very solemnly "i'm sorry it's come to that. i'm sorry this has to be your dying wish."

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[dankxsinatra]

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[elexuscal]

so absolutely throughout Legend of Korra, when there was a giant kaiju fight in the Republic City Harbour, and then the spirit vines, and later the robot invasion with the spirit lasers, there was a contingent of grandparents being like, "oh this ain't so bad! i was there for the great Spirit Temple Manifestation of '43 and we got through that!"

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[rolodextra]

i like this post so much i printed it out and put it on my fridge

[christianstepmoms]

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[beardedmrbean]