GreenRoom

This is real. Longer on this hellsite than I care to admit.

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[oneheadtoanother]

[were--ralph]

i dont need to tell anyone this but theres a White House App out and do not download it even as a joke

[were--ralph]

Literally do not. Like. if you already did then you may want to factory reset your device(s) and change any possibly affected credentials

[pinkrangerv]

According to people who work with code, this may actually be able to close a 911 call because Trump wants to send a fundraiser email through it.

It also seems like it will go off, sound and vibration, whenever someone posts. Trump is awake at 2 AM. You will not be able to shut off your phone or stop the noise until you handle this. It will also drain your battery by being a surprise 2 AM noisemaker.

Don't put it on your phone. It's actually stealing less data than I expected (I mean, yes, OBVIOUSLY it's tracking your location and sending that to any cop who's bored, but it isn't taking any credit card info, so hey, that's nice), but it still can access and fuck up anything saved on your phone, record any unlocking method you use including fingerprint and face, and seems to want to do so to force you to suddenly have an explosion of noise.

Again: this may extend to dropping a call for an ambulance.

Don't install it.

[zeemczed]

I Decompiled the White House's New App

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some

[pinkrangerv]

NEW INFORMATION CAME OUT!

Based on this article and other discussions with tech people, the app:

Provides your location, every 4.5 and 9.5 minutes, to Trump and company;

Can copy, modify, or delete information on your phone;

Can alter webpages you visit through them;

Has multiple security flaws;

Is creating a personal profile on users;

Can, in fact, interrupt phone calls, no definite answer on 911 but very likely;

Is showing signs of being spyware in unstated ways.

DO NOT INSTALL THIS.

[ginwuh]

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

[valencians]

the last classically trained barista died in captivity today

[tigerlilypurr]

[datasoong47]

[shamebats]

Post by @ jalentgunter (he/him).

[dancinbutterfly]

Goals. Inspiration even.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cnetizens: What's with the two busy clams? Other Cnetizens: to add some flavor （Shantou汕头 have leveled up from lion dance to lobster dance）

[shapesofglory]

Definitely thought this was a mitosis dance and I just watched anaphase at first

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[imp]

[airyoe]

[ID: Text messages reading the following:

Grey: Shabat shalom

Blue: it’s not shabbat

Grey: I thought that just meant wassup /End ID.]

[wordfather]

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[nem23]

[13thpythagoras]

[icedsilver]

[ceswest]

[bedlund]

how do you, as a tumblr user, not know what the 2007-2008 writers guild of america strike is

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life