Bacon Strips

Heya! I'm Brad.

[mangonetics]

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

[sumeria]

they did this in riverdale in s5

[mangonetics]

y'all were fucking serious???

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[beardedmrbean]

[vexwerewolf]

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[mud-muffin]

Dick Grayson on his third metal breakdown this week

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[foulserpent]

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

can we get this guy 1 million notes

[zanthe]

One Killion Notes

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

[clubconsent]

You've heard of protagonists who are genre-savvy. Now get ready for protagonists who are outright genre-saboteurs.

[teaboot]

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

[teaboot]

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE

[gaystation4]

[galesburgdogs]

just found a presentation on wolves i made recreationally when i was 8 years old

[galesburgdogs]

its these and then one other completely blank slide. wolves. wow.

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[jetix]

2025-05-09

[cpericardium]

kim, uhm, kim where's my door

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]