Bong Water So Old That Sharks Evolved In There

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[nevver]

Night watch, Ben Sledsens

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[socialistexan]

I've never seen trad wives explained so perfectly. "Non-nude fetish content for sexist men"

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[sabertoothwalrus]

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

[sabertoothwalrus]

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

[sabertoothwalrus]

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[dionysiaproductions]

You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"

They're serfing the internet

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

[sonbr]

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

[aethersea]

how dare you say we surf on the poor

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[frozenbluecookies]

My favourite thing about the "Celine was in love with Miyeong" headcanon is that it has enabled me to make this stupid little graphic

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]

[mylordshesacactus]

No but this is like. UNPRECEDENTED insane.

Over 1000 fics for a noncanon femslash poly ship, for a movie that a) already has a canon het romance and b) has only existed for A MONTH.

[karroana]

poke variations !! always wanted to draw some, but somehow never got around. i'll definitely make more when i have time

(( callohanna is my old handle, also it should be "betta splendeNs" but hey i'm lazy to fix it :') ))

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[slunch]

can I live my life or do I have to go away forever

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[sarroora]

Reblog to give your followers and mutuals the strength to continue

[thehmn]

God I love cultural differences. An American made a video about the things American tourists do abroad and one of them was carry around water bottles. He asked “What’s wrong with that? Better then to be constantly dehydrated like Europeans”

Even though he said it in a friendly joking manner it kicked off a very confused conversation in the comments.

I remember listening to a podcast that explained how Americans drink way more water than Europeans because the government worked out it’s the easiest way for Americans to do something healthy for themselves while Europeans were never told to consume large amounts of water just “drink when you’re thirsty” because more focus was put on the quality of our food. It’s a pretty cute way to tell if someone is American. They’ll tell you to stay hydrated.

And just to be clear, Europeans stay hydrated. It’s just not a cultural focus like it is for Americans.

But the video also exposed a difference in bag-use for American and European tourists.

Americans responded that carrying a backpack around just for your water sounds annoying and Europeans asked why they were only using it for water? Did they intend to not buy anything on their vacation? And wouldn’t they prefer to have their hands free? Well, the Americans answered that they did have a hand free because their phone fit in their pocket. And besides, men don’t carry bags or wear backpacks, certainly not after leaving the education system. And in some areas it’s considered suspicious to carry a bag in public because what if it had a weapon in it. They also talked about how the American car based society means bags usually aren’t necessary but I think they misunderstood that the conversation was about tourists. I’m sure Europeans generally carry bags or wear backpacks more often in their home countries too tho because yeah we do walk more and have to carry stuff around so we probably bring that mentality when we vacation in other countries.

I love stumbling across these things because I’ve never seen anyone discuss the difference in bag usage.

[kaelio]