fix your hearts or die

🦈. Early 30s. He/him. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[salartmander]

I missed him 💞

[berlincorpography]

still thinking about the time i visited athens last month and an acquaintance, trying to explain that a particular area was a cruising ground, momentarily forgot the word and instead described it, wonderfully, as a "gay gentlemen's fuck park"

[c3rvida3]

Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[comment-tube]

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

love this guy. sometimes i wonder what he was thinking during those years.

[phantomrose96]

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[hotvampireadjacent]

I love r no stupid questions…. What do you mean you were scared

[wizardarchetypes]

literally said out loud to myself 'i need to do something to calm down and regulate my nervous system' and then opened tumblr.com. like a guy in a horror movie going to check out the scary sound in the basement.

[hylialeia]

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

[sharkinaberet]

The nurses at my top surgery post-op appointment told me I have the best nipples they've ever seen, so I think I actually am winning at having top surgery. plus I have a new thing to brag about for the rest of my life

[sharkinaberet]

Being transgender is so awesome

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[tf2heritageposts]

people pointing out i said penis options and i am in fact doing research into my options for penis. my penis options #mypenisoptions

[gaytanic-panic]

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”