Requiem of a Dream

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mrbarrett524]

Ok everyone do it

[shatteredstanza]

I can’t be trusted when I travel.

[shatteredstanza]

So, I did a thing...

[konoko]

[anemonequeen-moved]

fuck this. fuck you *unasks my question*

[toastbutteregg]

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[feltguy]

OH MY GOD?????????

[soulknowledge]

A lover who’s also your friend. Not somebody that you just lust, because it’s real easy to do that. Somebody that you can connect with intellectually and mentally. No judging. Just being yourself. That’s real beauty.

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[parlezvousladybug]

He just says “AAAAA-roN” so indignantly like he can’t believe his own mouth. 🤣

[unbotheredmuse]

[strkid]

Wait when americans talk about doctors note for dick days its just for permission to take a day off without pay??? Oh my god my friends Im sorry

[strkid]

SICK DAYS OH MY GOD

[theanartist]

Paid dick days without a doctor's note WHEN

[shatteredstanza]

I too would like to take a dick day.

[politijohn]

[the-emblematic]

Lmao after I get my masters degree I’m hoping and praying I can make at least $40k

$400k is INSANE

[b1g57uph]

If you make $15 per hour, your Yearly salary would be $29,250.

Assuming 40 hours a week, that equals 2,080 hours in a year. Your annual salary of $400,000 would end up being about $192.31 per hour.

You know just for a bit of perspective.

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Few things enrage me more than rich people claiming poverty.

[seongpinkhwa]

my blog is so multifandom and it’s so baffling that people actually go out of their way to make sideblogs for new content like i will literally shove all my random hyperfixations down y’alls throats

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Reminder Stickers made by WaifuArts

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Art restoration- “The Assassination of Archimedes”

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

do this to ariana grande

[cancerousroots-blog]

I felt like I needed to do something.

So I posted pictures.

Of these beautiful creatures.

They are potoos.

I love

[knighthawkchapter]

…I swear, the potoo looks like a Muppet that escaped into the wild from Jim Henson Studios.

[theorderoffallenstars]

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg THE FOURTH ONE. SUCH SHADE

[jennenen]

Please tell me you’ve seen this @elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Not this in particular but I’m always ready for potoo!

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

[bendy]

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.