Tucker: Do you have a valentine?
Tucker: So you don't have a valentine, and I don't have a valentine which means there is only one solution to our problem
Tucker: We put Phantom in the Gotham Valentines Auction, get some rich lovelies to bid high for a date with him, and then we split the money 50/50. And before you ask, yes, this is legit. It's a charity event hosted by some rich guy named Cobblepot. His lounge keeps half of the bid money, and we keep the rest.
Tucker: I'll also be up for auction but I dont think I can compete with the great Ghost Hero. But it be for a good laugh right?
Tucker: Yes! Let's go! If you fly at top speed, we can make it to Gotham with two hours to spare. We have to make ourselves look irresistible!
Tucker: I can't believe I sold for only $100. With the Ice Lounge taking $50 and splitting it with you, I only make $25.
Tucker: Hey, you okay? You've been so quiet. You don't have to do this if you don't want to.
Danny: No no no. I'm just unsure whether anyone will want to go on a date with a ghost.
Tucker: Oh, trust me, there is a large group out there excited for Phantom. Especially since you announced you're going for both teams. The group of guys in the front are especially excited and sound like they come from money. You'll have your pick.
Danny: Unless the one i want is straight
Tucker: Yeah but come on what are the chances the boy you notice tonight is straight?
Danny under his breath: Very likely given that I've been eyeing you since I was 14.
Danny: nothing. Let's do this
Host: And now we have the one, the only, Ghost Hero Phantom! We can start the bid at $10. Do I have-
Host: Um..okay wow, large jump. $50,000 going once, going-
Danny squinting: Jay? Is that you?
Jason: Hey Danny, long time no dead. You still in love with that Tucker boy?
Danny: Maybe. You still in love with-
Danny: COME UP HERE AND MAKE ME!
Tucker: Excuse me can we go back to the in love with Tucker thing or-?
