[shayra3ingam3]

Bother @markiplier to come sing at my wedding 1/190

@markiplier ^_^

[shayra3ingam3]

Hey, Markiplier!

I’d love for you to sing at my wedding on August 7th 2020, just saying.

[shayra3ingam3]

Hey, Markiplier!

I’d love for you to sing at my wedding on August 7th 2020, just saying.

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[coolflashyname]

@shayra3ingam3 the comparison to bioshock is too good.

[shayra3ingam3]

I love trashcan recordings!!! @coolflashyname

[jadenvargen]

i think these r my fav… companion couples haha… 

[shayra3ingam3]

[prettyguardianshaylormoon]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

I hate hints. Just say it.

[peachy-keen-cuddle-machine-deac]

Okay! Fine! I WOULD RAW WALUIGI! God! I said it! You happy now???

[fvck-it-memes]

I don’t think anyone is

[retrogamingblog]

Producer: I need you to create box-art that will look badass to American children

Graphic Designer: No Problem! I’ve got just the thing!

*adds picture of sobbing orphan*

[retrogamingblog]

when you deposit your pokemon into the pc only to never use it again

[pickypicnic]

the only naruto head canon that matters is that kakashi’s mom forced him to do rhythmic gymnastics growing up and he liked it so much that he incorporates it into his ninjutsu

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

that’d be great if kakashi’s mom wasn’t super dead his entire childhood

[pickypicnic]

[avelinedulac-deactivated2016080]

people who go really hard over like hating villains and hating their fanbases and being so disappointed in anyone who so much as shows the slightest appreciation for anything even slightly morally impure are like the obnoxious vegans of fandom

[mousethemovie]

#i only consume free range heroic narratives w no grimdark additives in sight

[shayra3ingam3]

[bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d]

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

[prokopetz]

bonewagon:

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[tyrannosarcophagous]

“That meteor hurling towards us doesn’t dismiss you I do, now sit back down.”

[starryeyesxx]

[tan-kyu]

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

[kamikazegarage]

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

[3plymike]

You dont understand

[h0odrich]

it’s a beautiful feeling when certain people have absolutely no way of contacting you