I’m Not Even Here

isn’t this what you wanted?

[fsmilanocortina]

三浦 璃来/木原 龍一 Riku Miura/Ryuichi Kihara (JPN)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Team Event Free Skate (155.55)

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[rosewatertear]

[ymutate]

Annie Glass

Wire sculpture

[utopicwork]

This piece is called Shake by the way

[important-animal-images]

[thoughtportal]

[blanketfortarchitect]

This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted

[geekyrunway]

Inuyasha Lady Gaga

[battletoads]

[loopy-the-third]

u go girl

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[strayknight]

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

[strayknight]

yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do

[assignedfaggatbirth]

please show us bugfaggot op please

[strayknight]

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

[depsidase]

[walerihq]

[sandersstudies]

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[animentality]

[oneheadtoanother]

[mournfulroses]

Yosa Buson, from a tanka featured in From the country of Eight Islands; an anthology of Japanese Poetry