Schieves

Brad or Bradford if you’re mad at me. Favorite job is Camp Nurse. Emergency and Forensics pay the bills. Ultimate Frisbee, Kickball, Swimming. Vidya games and gay/they stuff. It Me

[sacred-portal]

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[sheepystuff]

In which nature was seen and hiking occurred.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[sheepystuff]

I’m not taking drunk selfies in the mirror you are

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[sheepystuff]

Rain outside means body weight workout

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

[sheepystuff]

Swim. Swam. Swum.

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[coolnormalgirl]

just a little reminder on where i stand

[greelin]

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[sheepystuff]

Wheeeeeee

[dogpuppy]