Stella Drift

Born and bred in IL, transplanted to NC. Sleep tech at [redated]. I work nights so I post shit at weird times.

[monsieurenjlolras]

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.

[Chris Dennis]

[usadapekorafeetpics]

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance Machine

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly

Haven’t seen anything about this on tumblr yet, but the owner of Madison square garden used facial recognition technology at the arena to stalk a transgender woman who was a knicks fan for two years, eventually banning her for no reason.

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[scrmnviking]

Theodor would approve.

[davidmalki]

Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[baddywronglegs]

A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

[kaijuno]

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[bunjywunjy]

Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

[bunjywunjy]

@ciaseeds PLEASE

[bunjywunjy]

yeah okay fair point

[bunjywunjy]

okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this

[zooophagous]

Lake Superior perfect size for sailboat to put in

Inside very calm water very warm very good for sailboat. Comfort sailboat. put sailboat in lake superior

[bunjywunjy]

PUT. SAILBOAT. IN. LAKE. SUPERIOR.

[crafting-and-tea]

[70sscifiart]

Richard Bober's cover to the 1976 Dell Laurel-Leaf edition of A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine L'Engle. Bober was only confirmed as the artist in 2023!

[legendarytragedynacho]

Mama Cass, Bed of Daisies, 1967

📷 Jerry Schatzberg via MHG

[ryebreadgf]