Mediocrity lies at the bottom of the Mainstream @shewhofallsalot - Tumblr Blog

the way p&p 2005 said: here's one of the most beloved enemies to lovers romances of all time, we don't need to change anything but here's keira knightley and the most socially awkward mr darcy you have ever seen. we're going to sprinkle in a hand touch and an almost kiss during an argument following a love confession in the pouring rain. what excellent boiled potatoes. yearn. you will think about this movie every day for the rest of your life.

literalnobody

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

bigpeepee

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and i love, i love, i love you

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bigpeepee

⠀ pride and prejudice (2005) + letterboxd reviews ⠀

+ bonus:

vergak

52 Facts About About Warlocks That Will Blow Your Pussy Hair Clean Off

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

Are the facts or the warlocks doing that

tropiyas

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

robotslenderman

Source

tributary

teetotailer

judygemstone

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

lobotomizedskull

stlamb

“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz

shittymoviedetails

In Frozen (2013), Anna sings about how she is so alone, despite having dozens of servants that work in the castle daily. This is because royalty don’t see staff as people, but more like a kind of mobile furniture. She would rather talk to paintings than to speak with Kai, her lifelong valet.

homeosloven

LET'S FUCKING GO

smute

yuri-alexseygaybitch

Oh look it’s the same reason why US companies are closing their apps in China because China has a personal information protection law explicitly modeled off the EU’s GDPR but amazingly you never hear people freaking out about “European authoritarianism”

absolutely-zero-regrets

I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

urbanfantasyinspiration

Tumblr so broke they squatting in they own house

facts-i-just-made-up

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

ossicle

Someone come here and debunk this shit

goforbronze

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

facts-i-just-made-up

Slam me all you like but I won’t have you mocking the words as untruthful. This post contains a diverse cast of almost 20 words, all of them truthful. Words like “Scientists,” “Function,” “Conductive” and “Intelligent” have appeared in numerous scientific journals and works of classic literature. Without “Conductivity” we wouldn’t have some of the most important works ever written on electricity. And “Function” has played a leading role not only in algebra, but in explaining what conjunction junctions do.