as a huge nickelback fan...

alice 28 english occasionally proud but mostly disappointed about it

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

[sreegs]

i said this before to my friends but i guess it's worth posting here: i truly did not expect the scope of how bad the twitter acquisition would go. i genuinely thought musk was going to talk big and whine before the deal, then slowly over time wreck the site with a series of poor decisions.

the pace and magnitude of the fuckups he managed to pull in such a short period of time is unprecedented. it's SO fucking bad. since i at least have some technical understanding behind running a social network, i feel like i'm staring into the sun every time a new headline comes out. there is no hyperbole when it comes to describing how badly elon musk is fumbling the bag.

if you're absorbing this news and think that maybe it's not as bad as it sounds, i assure you it is probably WORSE than what we're hearing. this isn't just haters amplifying small mistakes, musk is weaving the goddamn rope.

it's a goddamn tragedy that billionaires never really suffer for their choices, but i think this is as close as we're gonna get before we start beheading them in the streets

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[wet-paiint]

im fucking reveling in the glory of tumblr right now btw. everyone is posting like its 2013 to scare off twitter refugees and 1) its working and 2) its fucking FUN. no other platform could be this unified. this isnt commitment to the bit its thousands of superwholock sleeper agents being activated all at once

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[txttletale]

using tumblr has completely annihilated my ability to understand 'girl' as a normal word in the english language. when i see a weird shaped onion at the grocery store im like 'ok. girl'

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

100k slowburn but it’s just two people going from work friends to real friends

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

[caleb-1193]

Bitch better not

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

he gonna hear my voice alright

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this show deserves an emmy for this scene alone

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

[supercumrat64]

the real housewives of the astral plane

[angelmutual]

i dont think ive ever shut up in my entire life

[runaways-withme]

Billy Ray Cyrus regretting being on Hannah Montana but then changing his mind bc him being on the show is how Lil Nas knew him and now they're friends is so sweet

[soft-butch-cassidy]

[heartshop]

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

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