i bless the rains down in Africa

Hailey | She/Her | Artist | lesbian

[dumbass-bee]

(tfa perceptor voice) i cant fucking take it seriously im at my limit

[in-elysium]

shoey reactions over the years

bonus, the one that got away:

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[aberrantemotion]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[kabukiaku]

Finally done. The infamous scene from Parks and Rec. yes, that one.

[oppa-homeless-style]

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

[miintedhaze]

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

[nergooland-deactivated20190218]

Here you go.

[pentecost]

rami malek thoughtfully formulating a sentence fragment

[black-nata]

me at a job interview when they ask what my skills are

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blackpyrefly]

honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

[skelefolk]

you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate

[the10ne1yweird0]

With the right brain chemistry, you dont even need to do that. Phenethylamine, the chemical in chocolate that symbiotes crave, is naturally produced by your brain when you’re in love. Therefore, if you love and cherish your goth symbiote gf, you can be big and sexy with NO consequences.

LOVE is stored in the SYMBIOTE.

[thegirlinthetrashcan]

“Maybe I’ll do Inktober this year”

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[blinkyxx]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

[closet-keys]

why none of them got into The Good Place

[exigencelost]

What I love about this is its acknowledgment that Jason had no intentions at all

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[ink-shaming]

original post

bonus:

[biitchb0y]

i finally found this shit i never want to lose it again

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[worthikids]

PEPE SILVIA