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Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that?

Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya, check this out.

Software Creations: *barely seconds in* Ohhh yes finally, something that isn’t an overwhelming banger. You done good, Mr. Follin.

Tim Fucking Follin: *waits for it*

Software Creations: *ten seconds later*

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The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

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Carl Bloch - In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

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Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

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Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

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THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

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Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

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Klosterneuburg Monastery, Vienna, Austria | averybelovedwedding

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We’re not crying, you’re crying. 😭😭😭 (Art by @shima_spoon on Twitter.)

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“I always believed that death is a fate far better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones. ”

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Kirby Air Ride

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Gifs inspired by Escher works.

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

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His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo. He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14. This article links to his social media sites. He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.